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They're already partners? You’re going easy on me, aren’t you?" Chuuya smirked, flipping through the case file.
"No, Chuuya," Kouyou sighed. "They’re roommates. And this poor kid, Atsushi? He’s been pining after Dazai for two years. Your job is to nudge things along—make Dazai finally see what’s right in front of him. Easy, right?"
"Easy peasy," Chuuya said with far more confidence than what he really felt.
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They say love makes the world go round, and in a world where everything is brought out by love, a secret race helps people connect with their true love.
Chuuya, despite coming from a legendary faction of matchmakers, does a horrible job at matchmaking people.
Now, with his reputation in ruins, and with this one ticket to redeem himself, the Council of Matchmakers has given him one last chance: successfully match two of the most unusual and concerning humans he’s ever seen.
But hey—how hard could it be?
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Double Black
They’re legends—one of the most iconic and successful boy group the country has ever produced. Sold-out stadiums, chart-topping hits, their music blasting from every speaker, loved by the old and young—Double Black got its every fan’s admiration in a chokehold
But behind the lights, the fame, and the carefully rehearsed smiles hides an ugly truth:
Nakahara Chuuya bursts, “This group should have never fucking existed!”
Tensions boil beneath the glittering surface, until one unexpected accident shatters the fragile balance—and sets off a chain of events that could destroy the band… or finally set them free.
Alternatively; you gotta be careful for what you wish for.
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“Are you going to talk to him?”
“I’ll fuck it up,” Jimin sighed, playing with tearing a paper coaster.
“No offence, hun, but you already are. You’re both sulking. What you’ve got to lose?”
or, how Jimin kissed everyone in the band but the person he stole his heart.
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24 Jul 2025
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Yoongi is contracted to join world famous idol, Jimin as his personal photographer on tour. But there is something unnatural lurking backstage. Bodies turn up, and it becomes clear that someone, or something, wants them both dead.
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21 Jul 2025
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jimin just wants to write serious articles, but he’s stuck proving he can make a guy dump him in 10 days for a viral piece.
yoongi is a divorce lawyer who needs to make someone fall in love with him in 10 days to save his career.
they meet. they flirt. they ruin each other.
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this is my valentine's day gift to all my readers. a silly little yoonmin au based on how to lose a guy in 10 days. expect chaos, flirting, and two idiots falling in love against their will. enjoy! ♥️
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somebody does love (but i'm thinking `bout min yoongi) by missandrogyny
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Sep 2023
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One thing that Seokjin’s learned after knowing Yoongi for so long is that if he doesn’t want to talk about it, he really doesn’t want to talk about it, and he’ll do anything and everything to dodge the conversation. It’s why it’s so frustrating to deal with him sometimes; he never wants to talk about things, and if Seokjin’s being honest, he too doesn’t want to talk about things, which means that it’s highly possible for the both of them to just exist beautifully in Not-Talking-About-Things harmony. Hoseok and Namjoon have told them repeatedly that it isn’t healthy or mature for them to be acting like this, which is why Seokjin, being the older one, is out here trying his best.
But Yoongi is stubborn on good days and a downright pain in the ass on bad ones, and after three more times shooting down Seokjin’s attempts to talk about it, Seokjin decides to do what any self-respecting man would:
He talks to his girlfriend about it.
(Or: College AU where Yoongi writes an unhinged pining song, and Seokjin just can't get it out of his head.)
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“Not only a cosmic dwarf but also a shitty mechanic.” Answered the robot indifferently while pointing at Chuuya’s poorly looking attempt at patching the hole up with iron plates.
“Hey, I’m a great mechanic; they just never taught us how to patch up a hole with nothing!” He bit back, trying to defend himself even though he knew the plates didn’t do anything to repair it. Well, sue him; he was busy with other, much prettier iron assholes.
“Whatever helps you sleep at night~.” The robot's voice dripped with sarcasm as it continued to scan the makeshift repair.
"Just remember, if this thing falls apart in the middle of the way back home, you might find yourself in a much worse predicament than a simple hole." Chuuya rolled his eyes, knowing full well that the robot had a point, but he couldn't let it get to him—he still had his pride.
Then said iron asshole turned towards him with an overly cheerful fake smile and added, “You want my help, don’t you?”
(Or Chuuya gets stuck at the other side of the universe with only an annoying robot to keep him company. With no one else to talk to he grows closer to the robot finding out that there is more to him than it seems.)