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All your closets of backlogged dreams (and how you left them all to me) by parallelperson
Fandoms: Glee
22 Mar 2023
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“What was she like?”, Kurt asked, finally caving in.
He had picked the old question, the creature comfort. He’d been asking it for years, ever since they had lost her. It made him feel like a little kid, asking for the same bedtime story every night to keep the monsters away.
His dad’s eyes softened, the way they always did when he asked.
(Kurt and Burt go through everything Elizabeth left behind, and try to find some good in all the grief - set just before S2E8).
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After the teenage dream turns into an adult nightmare, Kurt finds himself boyfriend-less and also technically apartment-less after Blaine moves out. Faced with the joint horrors of New York rental market and recovering from the breakup of the century, he resorts to Craigslist to find a new apartment. All he wants is a decent flatmate with basic hygiene who also happens to not be a serial killer.
What he gets is Noah Puckerman, and so much more than he ever imagined.
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Wasteland, Baby! by parallelperson
Fandoms: Glee, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
05 Dec 2022
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Quinn is resourceful girl with a traumatic past, wearing the mask of a typical ice-cold District 1 career. Santana is a deadly outsider, the wildcard from District 8, who has a weakness for pretty girls in need of saving. Forced to fight to the death, both are hellbent on getting home alive. And in hindsight, maybe falling in love in the 72nd Annual Hunger Games is a terrible idea.
…not that that would stop them anyway.
(A Quinntana Hunger Games AU- previously known as ‘Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?’)
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When Santana Lopez is seven years old, she thinks she’ll never love anything more than dance. Then a blonde girl with a unicorn backpack and a fresh growth spurt wanders into her ballet class, and she takes it all back.
(Or, how Brittany and Santana grow up and end up together, told in a series of scenes left on the cutting room floor)
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'Blaine quickly reached for the dice, trying to prevent the inevitable fistfight. He had won $10 for coming second place in a beauty contest, according to the chance card in front of him.
“Of course you did, babe”, said Kurt proudly, resting his head on his shoulder. Blaine thought it was very sweet and romantic thing for his boyfriend to do. Kurt was trying to count Blaine’s money to see if he would be the first to go bankrupt once he hit the hotel Kurt was planning to put on Boardwalk.
What? He could be a competitive person.'In which Sam convinces the New York gang to play Monopoly. Rachel is a sore loser, Santana becomes queen of the motherf*cking railroads, Blaine just wants everyone to have a good time, and Kurt would do absolutely anything to get his hands on that dark blue square.
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"Are you two an item? Is this like High School Musical, where the athlete gets together with the innocent looking one with a squeaky high voice, who secretly has a wild side and has naked pictures of herself all over the internet? Kurt, do you have naked pictures of yourself all over the internet? Can I see them? Will Quinn's baby have three fathers? Kurt, does this mean you're gay now?"
Liz Phair used to be so awesome. Also: Spanish lessons, fantasy sequences, fun with anagrams, stupid boy feelings, glances across a cafeteria, and an "Incubus," whatever the hell that is.
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12 Oct 2026
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I'll be the frosting to your cupcake, wench by janie_tangerine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
25 Dec 2012
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where Brienne bakes cupcakes for a living and Jaime ends up being her favorite client. (Also: Renly owns the bakery, a whole lot of plot happens and there's a ridiculous amount of cupcakes. Oh, and Robb and Theon are in a folk duo - yes, it had to be mentioned.)
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05 Mar 2024
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Lucius is living his best castaway life, but he’d do anything for a bit of human company. Until the company washes up.
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16 Feb 2024
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McKinley students are being killed off one by one and it seems there's no one to blame. But in the world of High School, where only labels count, it doesn't matter that a killer can't be named, so long as their victims can be.
As rumours spread and the media buzzes, the Glee kids take matters into their own hands to make the murderer's name the next one in the headlines. Can they take the killer down, or will they be taken first?
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05 Dec 2022
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The mere sight of Sue Sylvester is enough to make Cupid piss his diapers. That candy-ass little bastard doesn't stand a chance.
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20 Jan 2022