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"What's Vyvyan like?" Rick's mum had said over and over and over. Rick imagines saying, well, mummy, he smells and he eats dead rats and likes blowing things up, and most of the time I want him to shut up, but the rest of the time I just want him, even though he's a horrible fascist bastard.
Rick's sure that would've gone down a treat. Oh, that's brilliant, darling, his mum would've said. My precious boy, a bonafide poof! And with the thing from the swamp! Take this tenner as a symbol of my pride and love - Rick doesn't bloody think.
In which shows are attended, the People's Charter is amended and Rick struggles in the wake of his parents' visit.
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Rick mumbles in his sleep, frowning. Witnessed by nobody, Vyvyan touches him, awkwardly, fingers cupped over the shell of his ear. He strokes Rick's temple with his thumb and for one fearful knife-stab of a moment thinks the bastard might actually wake up. He imagines Rick's eyes opening, catching Vyvyan in the act of - of what?
Christ, he never should've shagged him.
In which Vyvyan and Rick are no longer virgins, and a visit from Rick's parents looms.
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"Rick," Mike says, slowly. "This chick of yours. She's not about your height, ginger, with a love of hamsters and bouts of psychopathic violence, is she?"
Rick feels like he missed a step going downstairs.
"What on earth are you implying?"
"He's implying that the chick is actually Vyvyan, Rick," Neil says, helpfully.
In which Rick and Vyvyan have a falling out, Neil moves into the fridge and Mike seizes a business opportunity.
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horrible annoying bastards by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
28 Nov 2025
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"You know," Rick says, loftily, fingers fumbling over his shirt buttons. "Violence is the last resort of the deeply unintelligent."
"Yeah?" Vyvyan says. "Is that why you were hitting Neil with the Guardian yesterday?"
In which Vyvyan is spotted talking to a girl, and Rick is jealous.
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bottom worms (or the lack thereof) by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
08 Nov 2025
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Mike pauses to take in the scene - Neil stood uselessly off to one side, wringing his hands, and Rick mashed into an increasingly uncomfortable pretzel shape by Vyvyan, who is grinning broadly like the real bastard he is.
"Vyvyan's biting off a couple of Rick's fingers," Neil explains, helpfully.
Mike blinks.
"Vyv," He says. "If you're gonna disfigure Rick in a communal area can you at least put paper down first?"
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the absolutely not gay adventures of rick and vyv by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandom The Young Ones (TV 1982)
12 Jun 2026
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i belong to you alone by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
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30 May 2020
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Astronaut AU by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
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Vampire AU by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
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Margaret Thatcher dies, and Rick waits for Vyvyan to make good on a promise from decades prior.
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04 Nov 2025
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“Supposedly,” Ed mutters, voice dredged in scorn so thick that if the Swede were around to hear it he'd likely be a snivelling mess, “It's more cost effective and easier to transport if we build it ourselves. Apparently so easy that even Swedish children can do it. Oh, don't worry!” he adds, with a derisive, mad little laugh. “He left instructions!”
Ed flicks at the parchment with the back of his hand, and, curiously, Stede opens it to find…
The instructions.
“...He can't write,” Stede says, realisation dawning.
“He can't write.”
(OR: The Swede invents flat pack furniture. Ed isn’t used to failure. Stede is. They get through these trying times together, and maybe have a little sex about it. Heavy on humour, heavy on Big Feelings~)
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17 Nov 2023
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It’s really hard to remember why the fuck he ever wanted to go slow, when Stede’s holding him down and kissing him like he wants to devour him whole.
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22 Oct 2023
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Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.
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“You’re being ridiculous.”Crowley very nearly falls over.
Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—
“What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.
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27 Aug 2023
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They lay stickily, oilily, in a companionable sprawl across the wreck of the bed, and for the first time Crowley understood why the humans enjoyed sleep. He was about to go to sleep himself when Aziraphale sighed next to him, and sat up.
His hair was flattened on one side and sticking up wildly on the other. There was a small mark like a bruise on his neck that hadn’t been there before. He couldn’t imagine where it had come from, seeing as there had been none of the violence that their respective Head Offices might have expected from an angel and a demon coming into such close contact. Quite the contrary: all he had done to Aziraphale’s neck had been kiss it, at length.
“Thank you, that was very nice,” Aziraphale said, looking at a spot next to him rather than actually at him. There was a certain prim quality to his voice that wasn’t at all promising.
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17 Jun 2023