18 Works by pastself
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Thori is a brave and loyal murder dog — but as long as that demonic white substance is outside, he’s not moving.
Or, Tony and Peter plan the perfect New Year’s retreat. Peter’s dog plans to stay in the car.
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“You don’t need to lie,” Mr. Stark says, wonderful and brilliant and yet — so incredibly wrong.
Of course Peter needs to lie.
That’s how he made it this far.
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- Part 1 of (strip me) bare
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A collection of deleted scenes for Bare.
1. Peter Always Needs More Therapy (ft. Bats the dog)
2. Tony's "Current Administration"
3. That time Peter moved to New Jersey
4. That time Peter bit his lip (Tony POV)Series
- Part 3 of (strip me) bare
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“C’mon, cut Morgan some slack. She saved the day without ripping a ferry in half. I’d say she did pretty awesome.”
“That— You—” Tony stammers, affronted. “You were doing your best.”
Or, Peter finds out what it means to love a man who comes as a package deal.
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“So, you’re proposing,” Tony said flatly.
Not a question. And definitely not something he sounded happy about.
Abort. Abort. Abort.
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Peter doesn’t have the spoons to deal with Tony Stark walking up to his blackjack table.
But then — Peter hasn’t had any spoons since his roommate skipped out with his share of the rent and all their cutlery. He’s been eating cereal with takeout chopsticks for three weeks. It's fine.
His life is fine.
Or, Peter deals cards. Tony deals with being alive. They both really need a hug.
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Peter’s a sweetheart, Tony used to think. Impulsive but reliable. Serious but joyful. A minx but an innocent.
His very own manic pixie dream boy. What a fucking cliché.
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- Part 2 of (strip me) bare
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Collection of deleted scenes, news/social snippets and commentary for Want for Nothing.
1. Deleted Scene: Joint Accounts
2. Extended News: That One NYT Op-Ed
3. Extended News: Multiple snippets
4. Deleted Scene: The Marriage Proposal
5. Extended Edition & CommentarySeries
- Part 4 of Want for Nothing
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“I’m a New Yorker with super-senses. Getting lost in Central Park should be, like, physically impossible.”
In which Tony decides they need a walk in nature, Peter tries not to get ideas about their relationship, and everything is good in the world.
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Here's the thing: Peter didn’t need a new coat. Or a flashy sports car. Or a penthouse apartment. But if Tony Stark's love was a literal gift, then Peter wasn't about to return it to sender.
The money was never the problem.
The problem was — as usual — other people.
Or, Tony becomes Peter's Financial Stability!Daddy and people have opinions. None of them good.
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- Part 1 of Want for Nothing
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People are easy, when it comes to sex.
And Tony is everyone’s type.
(The Tony POV & backstory of Want for Nothing.)
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- Part 3 of Want for Nothing
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Tony is married when Peter takes him to bed. Peter is too, for that matter.
Except none of that matters. Not anymore.
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Pepper had thought her days of paying off Tony's conquests were over.
Then along came Peter Parker.
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- Part 2 of Want for Nothing
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“Forever,” Peter had promised, seventeen and in love.
And full of shit.
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Peter Stark-née-Parker seems nice enough for a Page Six trophy husband. Good manners. Pretty smile. Surprisingly strong handshake.
Still — Matt doesn't want to be his divorce lawyer.
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When his carefully arranged "boyfriend meets the family" dinner goes disastrously wrong, Peter turns to the only source he can truly trust for advice.
(It's Reddit. The nerd asks Reddit.)
Or, “I [19M] found out my boyfriend [47M] slept with my aunt [46F] before I was born and I have no idea what to do about it”
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In which Tony Stark gives into the inevitable and moves to New Jersey.
(Set before Everything is Legal in Jersey and intended as a coda to that fic.)
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- Part 2 of Everything is Legal in Jersey
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Nobody knows why Tony Stark decides to move to New Jersey after Civil War.
Well, nobody except sixteen-year-old Peter Parker.
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- Part 1 of Everything is Legal in Jersey