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  1. Rec 2

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    AND THE QUEEN gave birth to a child who was called Hazel.

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    25 Sep 2025

  2. Rec 3

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    A rewrite of Oedipus Rex in Gen Z slang. Good luck. It's actually really funny.

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    18 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i'm dying this is hilarious

  3. Rec 97

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    This might be the last story I ever tell. Definitely the last story I will ever type on this laptop, as I plan to chuck this cursed device into the nearest pool of acid the very second I send this draft to Calliope for proofreads and erase this whole episode from my memory. Hermes said it would do nothing to destroy any of the actual content on it, as everything is “stored in the Cloud” nowadays, but go for it man, get it out of your system. Lately, everybody’s been telling me to go for it man, get it out of your system. They’ve also been walking on eggshells and keep giving me their therapists’ contact information.

    Wow, Apollo, you may be wondering. What is this tale about? Can it really be more traumatic than your six month road trip across America, bound to a pipsqueak slave-master and fighting off such distinguished enemies as real estate tycoons, giant snakes, horse-fuckers, the specters of all your past regrets and/or mistakes, fungal acne and your toxic ex?

    Yes. It can. You can stop trying to hide your glee, reader.

    Apollo thought his trials were over. Well, Apollo thought wrong.

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    08 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 17

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    Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
    To storm or fire the world must fall
    An oath to keep with the final breath
    And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

     

    “Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

    He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write.

    Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
    Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    (quiet sobbing)
    they're so...human and real

  5. Rec 14

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    “Commodus blames me for his death,” I said.
    “Why?” Meg asked.
    “Probably because I killed him.”
    “Ah.” Leo nodded sagely. “That would do it.”

    The Dark Prophecy, Page 134.

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    In a miraculous error of the universe, the glowing boy turns–past the gathered crowd and all past that lavish courtyard, his arrow of a gaze flying straight and true to pierce perfectly Apollo’s. And then it is blue on gold, impossible, incredulous, and Apollo finds that he wishes not to look away or for this stolen moment to end.

    In the heart of Rome, there is a mortal, and he is golden.

    (Five scenes between Commodus and Apollo.)

    ToApril Day 29: Reeled Back

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    21 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    what a blessed existence of a fic i will think about this for days omgomgomgomg

     

    Omg everytime I reread it just gets better omgomgomg