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  1. Rec 2

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    AND THE QUEEN gave birth to a child who was called Hazel.

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    25 Sep 2025

  2. Rec 3

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    A rewrite of Oedipus Rex in Gen Z slang. Good luck. It's actually really funny.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    i'm dying this is hilarious

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    This might be the last story I ever tell. Definitely the last story I will ever type on this laptop, as I plan to chuck this cursed device into the nearest pool of acid the very second I send this draft to Calliope for proofreads and erase this whole episode from my memory. Hermes said it would do nothing to destroy any of the actual content on it, as everything is “stored in the Cloud” nowadays, but go for it man, get it out of your system. Lately, everybody’s been telling me to go for it man, get it out of your system. They’ve also been walking on eggshells and keep giving me their therapists’ contact information.

    Wow, Apollo, you may be wondering. What is this tale about? Can it really be more traumatic than your six month road trip across America, bound to a pipsqueak slave-master and fighting off such distinguished enemies as real estate tycoons, giant snakes, horse-fuckers, the specters of all your past regrets and/or mistakes, fungal acne and your toxic ex?

    Yes. It can. You can stop trying to hide your glee, reader.

    Apollo thought his trials were over. Well, Apollo thought wrong.

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    08 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 17

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    Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
    To storm or fire the world must fall
    An oath to keep with the final breath
    And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

     

    “Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!"

    He slung his M16 onto his back and pulled out a hand grenade. There were many screaming Romans. Then the hand grenade morphed into a ballpoint pen, and Mars began to write.

    Frank looked at Percy with wide eyes. He mouthed: Can your sword do grenade form?
    Percy mouthed back, No. Shut up.

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    29 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    (quiet sobbing)
    they're so...human and real

  5. Rec 14

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    “Commodus blames me for his death,” I said.
    “Why?” Meg asked.
    “Probably because I killed him.”
    “Ah.” Leo nodded sagely. “That would do it.”

    The Dark Prophecy, Page 134.

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    In a miraculous error of the universe, the glowing boy turns–past the gathered crowd and all past that lavish courtyard, his arrow of a gaze flying straight and true to pierce perfectly Apollo’s. And then it is blue on gold, impossible, incredulous, and Apollo finds that he wishes not to look away or for this stolen moment to end.

    In the heart of Rome, there is a mortal, and he is golden.

    (Five scenes between Commodus and Apollo.)

    ToApril Day 29: Reeled Back

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    21 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    what a blessed existence of a fic i will think about this for days omgomgomgomg

     

    Omg everytime I reread it just gets better omgomgomg

  6. Rec 27

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    Lityerses yanked the tray out and set it on the counter. They stared down at what could only be described as eldritch horrors disguised as cookies. The dough had spread into an unholy, bubbling mass, the color somewhere between burnt charcoal and the essence of despair.

    “…Are they supposed to be moving?” Apollo whispered.

    One of the cookies twitched.

    Lityerses grabbed a knife.

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    19 Aug 2025

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    In the summer of 1945, Caractacus Burke hires a new assistant to help with the shop.

    His son doesn't know what to make of Tom Riddle, the young charismatic man that doesn't seem to mind working hard for just a handful of coins.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    "The old argument," he said softly. "But nothing I have seen in the world has supported your famous pronouncements that love is more powerful than my kind of magic, Dumbledore."

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    15 Aug 2025

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    It's WW2, Steve meets people who try to kill him, people who save him, and ends up pitying all of them.

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    23 Aug 2024

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    Draco Malfoy travels back in time to the beginning of his Fourth Year at Hogwarts.

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    24 Jun 2024

  11. Rec 92

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    He really didn’t understand why Grover had suggested this and why Annabeth had so readily agreed: the quest for Ganymede’s cup had been easy enough.
    The one on account of Kymopoleia had been more of a pain in the ass (seriously, couldn’t that woman calm down?) but still, he’d rather save one more thousand baby sea monsters than ask Apollo for a favour.
    And yet, here he was.

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    13 May 2024

  12. Rec 42

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    He is six and snow means death.

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    13 Oct 2021

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    Oikawa Tooru really didn’t know how he ended up with a baby.
    Well, that wasn’t quite right.
    He knew exactly how all this had happened, he was just having a hard time wrapping his mind around the idea - the grand, grand idea of utmost responsibility - with the kid crying so goddamn loudly.

    It's the aftermath of a rebellion, and Oikawa is stuck in a snowstorm with the sole surviving heir and a warrior who may or may not be part of a cult.

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    06 Aug 2020

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