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They're still holding hands. Paul Baker is watching him fondly, eyes wrinkled at the corners. Anton's pretty sure he's in the same boat. All he wants to do is keep kissing him and looking at him and telling him how much he likes him and how cute he looks in his button-down and tie.
“Do you want to come see my room?” Anton blurts instead.
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What happens immediately after the finale.
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25 Sep 2026
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Leading a two-star restaurant is... hard. Sydney's stressed. Everyone tells her to get laid. Carmy just wants to be very helpful.
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23 Sep 2026
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She slept with Samir.
She slept with Samir, and she didn't hate it.
If she's being honest with herself, she slept with Samir and actually enjoyed it.
And if she's being totally, completely honest about the whole thing, Samir seemed to enjoy himself too.
"What the fuck," she mumbles to herself.
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20 Sep 2026
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“Ok, mindwipe?”
“Mindwipe.”
“What do you want for your birthday?”
“Ok, mindwipe?”
"Yes, we've established that."
Maybe it was the courage provided by mindwipe, or yet another reminder of his almost year long dry spell but the words fell out of Anton’s mouth before he could even realize what they were, “Paul Baker.”
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19 Sep 2026
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Paul Baker came to the US with nothing but vibes and now he's got free rent, best friends, an amazing girlfriend, and a best-friend-turned-husband who won't talk to him.
So it's going great.
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19 Sep 2026
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It's not a mistake. Unless it was? Billie's not sure.
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15 Sep 2026
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Paul Baker never considered his deadly sin to be greed, but this relationship is making him evaluate his id. Because, despite all that Anton's giving him, he wants more. So much more, he's sick with it.
Which is exactly how his depraved brain recently stumbled upon a solution.
Or: Anton wants to take things slow, and Paul Baker struggles to maintain that pace.
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13 Sep 2026
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billie and samir's life in flashes
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12 Sep 2026
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He takes a handful of her hair and dazedly looks down at her, only to realize with a jolt that this can’t be Carly. Not unless dream-Carly suddenly decided to go blonde and grow an extra few inches.
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08 Sep 2026
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"Maybe, it's about that retreat thingy."
Samir narrowed his eyes at Paul Baker. He looked between him and Billie, who was sitting inconspicuously on the living room sofa, head leaning towards the kitchen.
"Paul Baker, no," the betrayal was evident in his tone. "Not you too, man. You're supposed to be the normal one."
"Issa roped me into it. But it sounds like a fun idea."
"Why, yes, PB! It does sound like a fun idea," Billie leaped off the sofa and bounded in between the two. "Who wouldn't want to bring their closest and oldest friend with them on a boring trip!"
"Maybe someone who would like to keep their job."
"Why would you lose your job. Samir, that's ridiculous."
"I'd be defrauding my employer."
"What? That's ridiculous! What would you be defrauding them of? Samir, they're making you pay for the trip…"
"Okay, well… then, Bills, you'd be defrauding me."
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or, billie is a bit lost now that she's unemployed, samir has to go to a work retreat, and a new scheme is born
(warning: slow intro chapter :/)
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05 Sep 2026
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(look into my eyes and baby whisper) fool by tvlandia (hopecorps)
Fandoms: Adults (TV 2025)
05 Sep 2026
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Samir is depraved, he knows. He’s never sincerely let go of anything in his fucking life. He has an addictive personality, and he’s maybe actually psychosexually obsessed with Paul Baker or something, he doesn’t know.
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05 Sep 2026
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Paul Baker loses the HOA election and wins Anton's heart. Billie, however, is still trying to fight for Samir's.
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05 Sep 2026
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“Respect to the fanfic people, but you guys are going to goon too hard and take yourselves out of it.” - Malik Elassal via tallguywithamic
If Samir is Spider-Man, and Billie’s gooning, then who’s flying the plane?
After a near-death experience thwarted at the hands of New York City’s very own Spider-Man, Billie realizes that this is her golden opportunity to get her name out with real, honest, boots-the-house-down journalism. She could be the V of her G, and other than extremely reasonable butt-touching as he swings her to safety, she barely needs to get molested for it. All she has to do is take Spider-Man’s P.
His picture, that is.
Anything is better than focusing on the horrible tension since she hooked up with Samir, ruining what might be the very best thing in her life. If she needs to spend every waking moment thinking about Spider-Man instead, well, that’s probably a good thing – it’s about time she got serious about her career anyway, right?
But Billie has a very bad habit. An unbreakable habit with which she shares a friend group, a house, and a life. She should’ve seen it coming, honestly, with her luck.
Spider-Man is Samir, too.
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05 Sep 2026
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"You're in my clothes," he murmurs between kisses. "You're in my clothes, and my bed, and you think you don't belong with me?"
Samir moves to Seattle with Carly, and Billie is not taking it well - or so her remaining roommates keep pointing out. She's living in denial about it until Samir shows back up at their home for a visit two months later.
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05 Sep 2026
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I'm going to hell for this, she thinks, forcing herself to remember his girlfriend and the fact that this is all based on a lie. But then Samir puts his tongue in her mouth and she decides she's fine paying for it later. Screw the Anne Frank Student of Integrity Award.
When Billie grabs one of the fake Samirs to fake-have-sex-with, it unlocks a level of jealousy in real Samir that he hadn't even realized he was capable of.
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05 Sep 2026
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Anton Evans matches with Paul Baker on Grindr, expecting nothing more than a little late-night flirting. Then, by complete accident, they run into each other at a packed club in New York, and the chemistry is somehow even more intense in person.
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03 Sep 2026
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“Everybody stay calm,” Issa commands. “I’ve read about this situation in many-a-fanfiction and it always turns out to be okay. Even in the Trump-Mamdani hatefucking one.”
“What?” Paul Baker hisses.
“What?” Issa echoes, alarmed.
The three of them are stock-still in the doorway of their hotel room. It’s a nice place—shockingly clean, with cute décor and a Hudson River view. The problem is that there’s only one bed, and it’s not going to fit everyone unless they spoon each other buttcheek-to-cheek.Or: Samir’s house has to be fumigated for pests, so Issa has the bright idea to turn this into a Manhattan staycation with her, Anton, and Paul Baker crammed into a one-bed hotel room.
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31 Aug 2026
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My take on that scene from "The Raccoon" if it hadn't been interrupted by Samir and Billie.
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31 Aug 2026
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"Hypothetically...I like tongue. Lots of it," Anton tells him. "And you could call me 'baby girl,' but only if you're inside me."
"If you sit on me --"
"On the rare occasion I sit on you--"
"Soar-y, on the rare occasion you sit on me, I hypothetically would like it if you'd aim your load to shoot it in my mouth."
Anton pauses. "What? You'd want me to aim my cum into your mouth like it's a piece of popcorn you're trying to catch?"
"Yeah. Exactly."
"Noted. Also. Hypothetically, no nursing or mommy kink unless I can pet your hair and call you 'my sweet boy.'"
Paul Baker's eye twitches, and he gulps. A glop of his popsicle melts down its shaft, plops down onto his shorts. Anton clears his throat, and time resumes. Paul Baker licks some of the sticky sugar from his upper lip. "Oh. That's. Sure. Cool cool cool. I'm down with that. Hypothetically."
Or: Anton and Paul Baker discuss the hypothetical scenario where they consummate their marriage. Anal or annulment, as they say.
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30 Aug 2026
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In a tall glass, Issa poured out at least five shots before Samir realized she wasn’t gonna stop. Oh, no.
Not thinking twice, or at all, really, Samir snatched the glass from her and began to chug. Beyond exasperated, Issa exclaimed, “what the fuck, Samir!” It burned on the way down like damn battery acid, but Samir had to do something. Even if that called for a generally jackass move.
“Fuck! Drink it all, then, take it from me. Since everyone seems to wanna take things that are mine,” she basically threw the glass in the sink.
When Issa acts upset after a fun night out, Samir does his best to figure out what’s weighing on her. He finds himself in a sticky, familiar position.
The gist of it: Issa and Samir have drunk sex.
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30 Aug 2026