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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Two little Beatles cuddling in a bed.
    One fell down and bumped his head.
    Dada called the doctor and the doctor said,
    No more Beatles cuddling in the bed!

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    It’s 1968. The Beatles are bigger than ever—but George is having an affair with Maureen, the band forgot to tell their drummer that they like him, and Ringo is sleeping in a public park because he can’t bear the thought of going home.

    Enter: Peter Sellers

    (A sort-of Magic Christian AU featuring porn, sugar daddies, and Ringo Starr being thoroughly appreciated)

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    Sellers takes a sip of his wine, staring at him over the rim with thoughtful eyes. “I meant what I said, you know,” he says as he replaces his glass with a delicate clink. “Perhaps your current situation is doing you more harm than good.”

    Ringo sighs. “They’re my friends though, y’know? I love John and Paul, even when they’re being right pricks to me, and I love George and Mo. Even despite—everything. I’m sure I‘ll get over it eventually; I know they didn’t mean to hurt me. At least—I’m sure George didn’t; he’s thoughtless and young, but he’s not cruel. And Mo…well, maybe she did want it to hurt a little bit, but god knows I deserve it if it does. I just…I don’t know how I can look them in the eyes again.”

    Sellers tilts his head. “I have…a proposal.”

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    01 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Two kingdoms reunite after years of war. They arranged their heirs to be married off. Ryan, the 'omega' happy to be set free from his relentless royal family... and Brendon, the 'alpha'.. at least to the public. What happens when the two royals not only despise each other, but both unravel the secrets of their true pheromones.

    This work is cross-posted on Wattpad (@IneffablePetrichor). Thank you to my Fiancé for editing and helping with scenes I couldn't complete myself!

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    28 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “He thinks I have stigmata,” Frank said, because what the fucking hell, it couldn’t get any worse. He might as well just lay it out.

    “Oh, well,” said Brian into his hands. “Of course.”

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    11 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    Phil is an omega, he's spent nearly his entire life going to Eastbrook, an omega only school. When his parents make the decision to transfer him into an alpha,beta,omega school his whole life is turned upside down. Especially when he meets Dan Howell, an alpha who can't seem to stand him. No matter how hard the two try to avoid each other the universe seems to keep pulling them together.

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    29 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    What the freak another DnP?? PPL truther forever though