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    One is a coffee enthusiast, the other needs sugar to go near it. One is a sceptic, the other carries holy water. One wears what's clean, the other makes an effort.

    And, of course, one is a detective and the other has a passion for violent crime.

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    I also considered calling this "nominees for worst couple at dwma award" but I've done that joke before so alas I had to scrap that idea. you can probably read these as standalones if you want

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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    “Rough day, eh?” Phillip asked.

    “Confounding. Absolutely confounding,” was how the man chose to answer. “The crux of the matter seems most certainly to be banquet, and yet not a hint of malice was cooked into any of the dishes. No poison in the duck, nothing slipped in the wine. For the life of me, I can’t parse it out.”

    Phillip stared at him for a moment, before throwing out another handful of rice to the ducks. “I’m sorry, what?”

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    14 Dec 2025

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    "Trafalgar Law?" the man asked, cradling a protective case to his stomach, as if it would protect his guts from being ripped out.

    "Who's asking?" Law answered, lazy and unthreatened, but his eyes were on the case. It was flat and narrow, one handspan wide. A coin case.

    "You've got a reputation with people in my business," the coin trader laughed nervously, tapping the protective case he'd placed on the table. Law's eyes flicked to the movement. "Heard you pay good money for coins with the Flevance snowdrop."

     

    (Written for the Seasides and Sunflowers flower zine.)

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    23 Feb 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    It was three years after Rosinante betrayed him and Law disappeared that Doflamingo heard the first rumor of the Ope Ope no Mi.

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    23 Feb 2024

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    “The colour of your hair paired with your coat is a hideous eyesore,” she informs him. “Get out of my sight.”

    There’s a pause, and then Doflamingo is laughing uproariously, falling backwards for a moment before neatly leaping away from where Hancock sits frowning imperiously on Salome. Hancock watches, unimpressed, as Doflamingo throws his head back while laughing, the sound as hideous as the cackle of a crow. He cuts himself off as swiftly as he starts; his Adam’s apple bobs as he swallows.

    “As spoiled as always, princess,” he coos.

    Fleet Admiral Sakazuki unwillingly calls a meeting with the Warlords; only Doflamingo and Hancock show up. Law crashes the scene.

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    23 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    At first, Zoro thinks Nami's just hungover.

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