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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    A husband's duty is to make his wife happy, Kotoyuki will do absolutely anything to make his happy and save them both from the wrath of a god.

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    01 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Any other time, Kyle would’ve denied it faster then Stan can process the question. But since he’s practically brainless right now, Stan can get away with being known as Kyle’s husband.

    What was that saying? Happy wife, happy life? Husband, in this case, but the rule still applies.

    Or: Stan’s guide on how he handles his very pregnant (not wife), Kyle, who also happens to be his best friend and crush of 9 years.

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    27 Aug 2025

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    “You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”

    Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”

    He never thought-

    Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.

    All this time.

    He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.

    Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.

    Or, Childe learns the hard way to be careful what he wishes of an (ex) god. It might just get taken literally.

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    15 Dec 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 75

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    “The trick with noble folk…” one of Jeralt’s newer mercenaries leers at Byleth and drags him close with an arm around the shoulders. He drops his voice but not as much as he seems to think, slurring his words as he whispers conspiratorially, “They’re all pretending at virginity. Keep their legs pressed tight, knee to ankle because at the core they’re all filthy harlots aching for cock."

    Byleth puts some unsolicited advice to use years after the war

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    27 Nov 2023

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    Childe is critically injured while trying to protect 'bystander' Zhongli during the Osial battle and he, unwilling to let the other man die in his arms, makes the snap decision to turn the battle hungry Snezhnayan into an Adeptus.

    Which isn’t so bad and couldn’t possibly go wrong, right?

    He just had to ignore the fact that Childe can no longer leave Liyue and is now kind of obligated to protect the same country he just attempted to wipe off the map. And how through a series of unfortunate events Zhongli may have accidently waged a possible war with the Tsaritsa by simultaneously usurping her advantage in their contract AND more or less stealing one of her Harbingers.

    Staring at Childe's healed body, though, and the faint red marks now lining his closed eyes, Zhongli can't help but feel that it'll be worth it. He hopes at least.

    Good thing Childe has always been known for his flexibility and optimism.

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    🔥Smut officially starts in Ch. 6 you sinners🔥

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    19 Nov 2023