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Herman doesn't have much a relationship with his dad, and for good reason. An unexpected voicemail leaves him on edge all day, and a chance encounter with Robert in the locker room brings things to a head. That doesn't mean the moment they share is all bad, though.
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It's an easy mission. It's just a water pipe burst. What could possibly go wrong for Waterboy?
(A lot. A lot can go wrong, and sometimes, that includes being stuffed in a walk-in freezer.)
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blissful reunion by phoenix_fire34
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
03 Nov 2025
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Amir has loved being realized, and he has loved the world of Hollywood, but success can be difficult – especially when he can’t win an award to save his life. The next time he comes home, you decide to try something new and pamper him the way he’s always pampered everyone else. (Or, you want to spoil Amir, which you do excellently, and decide to try blindfolds with some very interesting results.)
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A peek into the life of Napoleon Solo, resident witch, and Illya Kuryakin, resident werewolf, on the eve of the full moon.
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righting wrongs by phoenix_fire34
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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He speaks again with that same steely determination from earlier. “Moon and stars above, you do not know how much it infuriates me to know you have never truly appreciated yourself. You. The most wondrous creation I have ever set my gaze on. I cannot let you go on like this any longer. I can’t.”
Your heart pounds. What does he mean? What is he going to do? In his eyes, beneath the determination and righteous anger, there is an undercurrent of desire that excites you.
“Let me show you how much I love you,” Amir purrs. His voice is steady, certain. “Stop me if you cannot do this tonight or do not want to, but please. Let me show you just how wondrous you are.”
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Your depression got the better of you, once again. You've been avoiding people and saying cruel things to yourself. Amir won't stand for it.
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Perseverance, and the Many Ways It Haunts Us by phoenix_fire34
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
10 Mar 2024
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If your hands need to break / More than trinkets in your room by nerdsprout
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Flambae pushes Waterboy too far with “friendly” banter after a dispatch gone sour, and consequently reserves front row seats to years worth of his pent-up anger.
Will the conflict drive them apart, or will they both discover they’re more similar than they realize (or than either would like to be)?
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21 Dec 2025
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Flambae burns too many villains and is given a warning. Meanwhile, some office romance is occurring.
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20 Dec 2025
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5 times people thought Waterboy was lucky to be dating Robert, and 1 time someone realized Robert was just as lucky.
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19 Dec 2025
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"I never recommend this to anyone," Robert says, "but I think you specifically should try getting high."
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17 Dec 2025
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A collection of Omegaverse fics centered primarily around Waterboy and his relationship with the Z-Team as they all become on polyamorous pack. Will be rearranged as fics come out into their chronological order but right now they're just being added as I write them. Thanks for reading :)
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Bookmarked by phoenix_fire34
15 Dec 2025