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    Sitting at his desk, Lan Wangji takes another sip of his horrible coffee, which is not in a recyclable cup and probably killing seventeen turtles, and looks over the intake form. Couples counselling is his specialty by choice, although not necessarily his choice.

     

    Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are lovingly bullied into what they think is family counselling. Lan Wangji, on the other hand, is not in love with his clearly unavailable patient.

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    28 Aug 2024

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    Ferdinand Von Aegir did not spend too much time at the opera or reading novels as a child. If his thoughts now ever wander to being tied up by a strikingly handsome adversary (which they do not), it is only because he needs to be prepared with a good strategy, should that ever come to pass. Also, avoiding Hubert is much more difficult at Garreg Mach than it had been in Enbarr.

    Hubert prides himself on his powers of intimidation and detection, and Ferdinand is obviously hiding something. It is Hubert's duty to his future Emperor to put a stop to it.

    OR: Ferdinand thinks they're in a gothic novel and Hubert thinks they're in a spy thriller. They're both wrong. It's a romantic comedy.

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    26 Apr 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    Ferdinand's name keeps cropping up in the rumor mill. In unrelated news, Hubert has been finding himself more and more distracted.

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    06 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Five times Emet-Selch sought out the Crystal Exarch, and one time the Crystal Exarch found him first.

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    21 Feb 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    It's just like Mob to always have the last word, in his own specific sort of way. Reigen doesn't know why he would have expected this time to be any different.

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    09 Sep 2022

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    Shit.

    The word buzzed around Saitama’s skull like a mosquito, one he truly had no chance of squashing between his fingers. Shit, he thought, observing his disciple/roommate/best friend as he scrubbed furiously at a spot on the floor with a rag. He was on his knees, bent forward slightly, putting all his weight into removing an ugly soy sauce stain.

    The straps of the apron fell as if to purposefully frame his ass.

    Fucking shit.

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    20 Jun 2022

  7. Public Bookmark 87

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    Ferdinand sat back with a strange look on his face. “So, to put this in perspective, you are more troubled by a marriage between Edelgard and Cl - uh, Prince Khalid than the appearance of what might be a demonic being wearing your father’s face and a fish’s body?”

    “Well, one is probably the result of Caspar eating an ill-advised mushroom,” sulked Hubert. “And the other might one day be a necessity of the geopolitical climate.”

    After the war, there came a preponderance of ghosts to Enbarr. 

    OR: Ferdinand and Hubert go ghostbusting.

    Illustrations by @LV2NT

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    15 Jun 2022

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    “- but this is just getting ridiculous,” Dorothea’s hat was starting to come off her head. “And even Edie is getting sick of it – I don’t think she actually dislikes Ferdinand – and you should have seen her face when she left the Professor’s room. It’d be a lot easier if they just admitted they want each other and get it over with already!”

    “Exactly what I said!” said Hilda. “Except I said “hatefuck.””

    “On that note, we actually have a bit of an idea that maybe you’d want to take to Edelgard,” said Claude.

    Tired of Hubert and Ferdinand's constant bickering, Claude and Hilda persuade Edelgard to do something about it.

    And by "do something about it", they mean "lie to them and also manufacture increasingly ridiculous scenarios until they make out."

    Much Ado About Nothing pastiche. Complete.

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    15 Jun 2022

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    "Your song about the ghost, then," Maja asks warily. "It's just metaphorical, right?"
    "Yes, of course, absolutely metaphorical," Jaskier brightly assures her. "No ghosts here."
    Jaskier's favorite painting falls to the ground.
    "Bollocks."

     

    Aka: The one where Jaskier's cottage is maybe, possibly, just a teensy bit haunted.

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    30 Jan 2022

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    19 Jan 2022

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    The life Julian always wanted isn't the one he's living, and he's going to have to accept that. He's done plenty well for himself as one of the youngest-ever professors at Oxenfurt Academy. He has friends, even if they've all moved away. A family he loves, even if he doesn't keep in touch. And if the crowds are underwhelmed when he dresses up and calls himself the bard Jaskier, it's only because that life wasn't meant to be his.

    There's no reason for him to doubt this--at least not until his future at the Academy is suddenly up in the air, students start dying in the night, and the Butcher of Blaviken comes to town.

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    16 Jan 2022

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    “Well, we’ll have all the time in the world to make it official, right after we check out this—what was it?”

    Geralt side eyes him. “Abandoned cottage. Disappearances. Strange sightings.”

    “Right, yes, after we deal with this mysterious hut deep in the woods. No problem. Days and weeks and years aplenty after that."

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    15 Jan 2022

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    “How did you manage,” asked Geralt, with infinite patience and only a desire to know the facts, and not at all a little meanhearted glee, “to insult a sorcerer while his tongue was down your throat?”

    Don’t make me recount the entire sordid affair, Geralt,” said Jaskier, with a surprising note of desperation breaking through his gruff monotone. “I’m already having a rather shit day and all I’ve done so far is wake up.”

    “In my body,” said Geralt.

    “Yes,” said Jaskier, with the insolent cadence that was unmistakably Jaskier’s, but in Geralt’s voice, emerging from Geralt’s face and frame.

    “And I’ve got yours,” said Geralt, from Jaskier’s.

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    07 Jan 2022

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    Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
    - Psalms 119:105

    A sacrifice should not always be an end. Sometimes, with the right help, it doesn't have to be.

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    06 Mar 2021

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    Merlin is these three things:

    • bored
    • fed up with tragic self-sacrifice
    • a liar, most of all to himself

    We all of us leave traces in the world where we don't expect to, and Merlin has all the time in the world to find them. And also to not cope with the emotions he definitely doesn't have. But, you know, you don't listen to a person pour their heart out to you for months without getting a little attached.

    It's fine. This is fine.

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    04 Dec 2020

  17. Public Bookmark 14

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    Permitting Caules to manage one of Flat's ideas almost goes right, up until it absolutely doesn't.

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    10 Oct 2020

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    The Pacific Ocean gave up its dead on 21 March, the day after the equinox; the day after Waver Velvet came back from his holiday, the apparition turned up at his office doorstep. He didn't even recognize it.

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    05 Sep 2020

  19. Public Bookmark 53

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    There's a new student. There must be. Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald hasn't learned his lessons.

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    05 Sep 2020

  20. Public Bookmark 45

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    When Alex suddenly loses his Noble Phantasm, he and Waver are sent to Macedonia to solve the mystery and find a Grail. But neither history nor Alexander the Great are what they remembered.

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    04 Sep 2020

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