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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    “You should join Telamon.”

    Doombringer furrowed his brow, looking surprised. “...What? That’s unprofessional!—”

    “Join me. You work all night. No wonder you are always so indignant. You are overworked.”

    “Why must I repeat myself? It’s my duty to-”

    “Telamon knows, Doom. The Banlands are secure, nobody is going to escape in the blink of an eye.”

    “Quit cutting me off.”

    “...”

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    15 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 90

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    Chance's dad is sick of financially supporting his son's poor decisions, so he sends him out to work in the wilderness with his grandpa. Chance ends up meeting someone a little unique while there.

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    Coinrush, but Elliot is a merman, because why not?

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    10 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Mafioso is determined to make Chance pay for the bullet wound in his shoulder, but Chance—cocky, stubborn, and unshaken by threats—isn’t about to roll over easily. Once the deal is finalized, Chance reaches out to Elliot, a ‘close friend’, for help.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    Inspiring by rynn_nn123 TikTok pizzadebt
    Chance, a smooth-talking gambler with a dangerous addiction to luck, wins a high-stakes “Rizz Game” at the Sonnellino casino—one that was never meant to be fair. Against the odds, he walks away with the grand prize, humiliating Don Sonnellino, the powerful mafia boss who owns the casino. Before they can catch him, Chance vanishes, leaving behind chaos and a blood trail after injuring one of the Don’s trusted enforcers.

    Furious and vengeful, Don Sonnellino sends his men to hunt Chance down—but they always miss him by a moment.

    And so, the Don shifts his gaze toward someone easier to reach: Elliot, Chance’s only known friend. A humble, hardworking pizza boy from Builder Brothers Pizza, Elliot wanted nothing more than to help others and serve a good slice.

    Now, his quiet life is over.

    Without warning, Elliot becomes the mafia’s new target. Harassed, threatened, and eventually dragged into the fallout of Chance’s choices, Elliot is forced to deal with debts, dangers, and dark secrets he never asked for. He’s not a fighter. He’s just a pizza guy.

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    25 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Didn’t know you two were… you know.” The host’s smirk twitched a little, playful but not mocking. “About time, honestly. Most of us always figured you’d end up together.”

    Noob tried to laugh but it came out wrong, tangled somewhere between strained and feigned, like it hadn’t been fully thought through before leaving their mouth. “Yeah, well. Um—surprise?”

    But Guest didn’t share that reaction.

    For a second, it halted completely, staring back at the host with a look that wasn’t as unreadable as usual. It was caught between confusion, fluster, and disbelief with its brows drawn in tight, stare narrowing marginally like it wasn’t sure it had heard correctly.

    Noob internally felt the same way, honestly.

    Because… what?

     

    What were they talking about???

    or: noob gets the brilliant idea to fake-date guest 666 to be let into a gathering. but, alas, they start figuring out things about them and their best friend thanks to the act.

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    18 Jul 2025