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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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08 Jan 2026
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Ian and Mickey find Yevgeny, and Mickey tries to get the hang of this whole family thing.
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- Part 2 of from lessons learned
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23 Oct 2024
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After Ian takes off for the Army, Svetlana takes off with Yevgeny and then his father gets life in prison, Mickey decides it's time to get out of the South Side. He finds Mandy in New York and somehow, 5 years later, he's a successful musician with one hit single under his belt. With his label breathing down his neck for his next song, that's when Ian Gallagher reappears in his life like a hurricane.
This is how Mickey Milkovich's most popular song gets written.
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11 Mar 2024
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That 'Redhead Babyface/FUCK U-UP' Duality by WhatTheBodyGraspsNot
Fandoms: Shameless (US)
30 Jan 2022
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The absolute last thing Mickey expects when he goes to the bar is to get badgered into doing softcore porn, but the money sounds good. And this redhead won't leave him the fuck alone until he agrees. And maybe partnering up with him for a couple POV shots wouldn't be the worst thing on the planet.
Mickey's smart enough to recognize a slippery slope when he wants to. But he's gotta want to. And tonight the slippery slope is wearing body glitter and short-shorts.
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10 Dec 2023
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He takes a deep breath and considers what he wants to say.
“That this is something we should consider and that it’s a chance that won’t come up again, at least not in the same way, and…” he squeezes Mickey’s thigh. “I think we’d be awesome parents.”
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Over a year post-canon, Ian and Mickey receive news that has them revisiting the idea of having a child.
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30 Aug 2023