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    Kaveh finds a young Rtawahist scholar breaking down in the corner of Lambad's, and makes the best mistake of his life: adopting her with Alhaitham.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    It’s good for circulation, Jesper would usually tease, but now he only turned and added: “Pay up, Kaz.”

    “You cheated,” Kaz accused.

    Wylan shrugged. “We can play again.”

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    Or, the one in which Wylan proves a point with chess, Jesper finds a blindfold, and Kaz visits a canal.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    American political AU. Jan Van Eck is running for senator. As part of a job to sabotage the campaign, Jesper goes undercover as an intern to shadow Van Eck's son and campaign manager, Wylan. Then... things get interesting.
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    “I’m locked in a room with a political saboteur with his pockets full of mayonnaise who is offering me one of his socks. To wipe cum off my face. What the hell happened to my life?”

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    10 Apr 2026

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    "Please tell me Mike Wazowski is not for me."
    Mike Wazowski, the bright green helmet, is — indeed — for Wylan. Jesper has too much fun lending him his ugliest helmet, if nothing else just to gawk in awe every time he realizes that Wylan doesn't look ugly in anything.
    "You know it is. Are you bringing your sketchbook to Pim's?"
    "Parties at Pim's are always boring. Besides, dancing people—"
    "Dancing people are perfect reference bla bla," Jesper ends his sentence for him.

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    or: Wylan kisses someone during spin the bottle and Jesper starts realizing he might or might not like his best friend. Like that.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “We’ve – ” We’ve met, Wylan had been about to say. He cut himself off in time, his own father glaring at him. “Your Highness,” Wylan bowed low, bending at the waist. “It is – it is my honor.”

    He’d bent too, that night in the Barrel – did the Prince know? Or perhaps, worse-better-worse, had he been so unremarkable that the Prince had forgotten about him? Wylan swallowed, muscle memory forcing him to remember his lessons: he could rise only when the Prince allowed it.

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    Or, an arranged marriage AU where Jesper is Novyi Zem’s wayward prince, Wylan sneaks out before his betrothal to enjoy the company of a Zemeni man, and Jesper adopts a goat – not necessarily in that order.

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    26 Mar 2026