14 Works by professnerdiness
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At last, he heard the sound of approaching footfalls. Loki tensed, then rose to greet this new opportunity. The pale white Jotun shoved him immediately back to the ground with a low warning.
“You kneel for the Lady of Embers, Asgardian.”
The Lady of what?
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Jotunheim used to be a land of Fire as well as Frost. Now, there is only endless ice, and the Realm is dying. Loki, Prince of Asgard, is captured by a rebel band of Frost Giants led by a mysterious woman who will change his life forever.
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Rock Paper Scissors by professnerdiness for catalystcomet, Aevianya
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jan 2022
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Sylvie pulled open the door and disappeared in an alluring sway of leather-clad hips.
“What…what just…happened?” Thor shook his head and blinked rapidly.
Loki was still gaping at the now closed door. Remembering himself, he tried to gather his shredded senses back together.
“I think we just met our future wife.”
A true dumpster fire of horny tropes: Sylkior three-way arranged marriage omegaverse (alpha/alpha/alpha) porn with feelings.
Based on the prompt by catalystcomet: Thor tops Loki, Loki tops Sylvie, Sylvie tops Thor.
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“I don’t want to hurt you. Surrender and come with me,” Loki whispered into her ear.
“Why don’t you surrender, and I’ll consider not killing you,” she answered, and he realized he’d made a critical mistake. One of her arms was free, and she pressed the point of a knife to his jugular.
Damn it, he thought. But I still have a better grip on her…maybe I could…?
Loki paused his assessment. They were no longer alone. Crowds of angry Frost Giants were encircling them. Pressing closer. Pushing them up against the cliff edge.
This is a re-imagining of the Thor 1 movie. Loki Odinson and Sylvie Laufeysdottir fall in love, but their families arrange a marriage between Sylvie and Thor to keep the peace between the Realms. Can they find a way to break off the engagement and marry for love, without starting a war?
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A Multiverse Far, Far Away by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Oct 2021
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Ben Solo wakes up on the World Between Worlds, searching for Rey. He teams up with Sylvie, who is getting ready to search the new Multiverse for Loki.
Meanwhile, Loki crashes into Rey on Tatooine. The two of them set out to look for Ben and Sylvie.
Get ready for a fun mash-up of Star Wars and Loki/MCU universes, with time travel shenanigans, post-canon fix-its, and the reunion of lovers across time and space!
A devoted Reylo and devoted Sylki cross-over fic.
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A Marriage Between Realms by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Sep 2021
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“She and I are both the offspring of Kings. The son of Laufey and the daughter of Odin. Two children whose fathers have been mortal enemies for millennia. They stole us from each other when we were babes, and raised us far from our lands and people. And now, we’re being married in order to reunite our families and bring peace to the Nine Realms.”
Prince Loki of Asgard and Princess Sylvie of Jotunheim are wed in a marriage of convenience and political necessity. Can they find something deeper between them?
A Sylki Arranged Marriage AU
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I Wished For You Too by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Aug 2021
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“I thought you never wanted to fall in love,” Poe said, trailing in Ben’s wake.
“Don’t you see? The person I’ve dreamed of doesn’t exist. There’s no such thing as Soulmates, anyway. So if she doesn’t exist, and I cast a spell on myself to only fall in love with her, then I’ll never have to live with a broken heart. And I’ll never get anyone killed because of the curse.”
Poe watched solemnly as Ben completed the spell. He held the shallow bowl out before him at shoulder height and gazed at the moon.
“I’ll only love you. Come to me, love of mine,” he whispered. The petals swirled in the dish briefly, before sailing up and away on the fresh Spring air.
A gender-bent Practical Magic-inspired Reylo Soulmates AU, in which Rey and Ben's memories of each other are wiped to prevent the curse from killing her. Will they manage to break the curse and reunite their family? -
I Wished For You Too (T rated version) by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Aug 2021
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“I thought you never wanted to fall in love,” Poe said, trailing in Ben’s wake.
“Don’t you see? The person I’ve dreamed of doesn’t exist. There’s no such thing as Soulmates, anyway. So if she doesn’t exist, and I cast a spell on myself to only fall in love with her, then I’ll never have to live with a broken heart. And I’ll never get anyone killed because of the curse.”
Poe watched solemnly as Ben completed the spell. He held the shallow bowl out before him at shoulder height and gazed at the moon.
“I’ll only love you. Come to me, love of mine,” he whispered. The petals swirled in the dish briefly, before sailing up and away on the fresh Spring air.
A gender-bent Practical Magic-inspired Reylo Soulmates AU, in which Rey and Ben's memories of each other are wiped to prevent the curse from killing her. Will they manage to break the curse and reunite their family?
***THIS IS THE T-RATED VERSION***
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Soulmates and Other Magical Mysteries by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2021
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“What’s your name, anyway?” he asked again.
There had been a strange thrumming in Ben’s chest ever since he laid eyes on her. It was warm and jittery all at once. He could practically feel Kylo sitting up with interest, even though his wolf was not currently making an appearance.
“Rey. Rey Johnson,” she said with another scowl before stomping from the room.
A Reylo Soulmates – Hogwarts AU
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Soulmates and Other Magical Mysteries (T rated version) by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2021
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“What’s your name, anyway?” he asked again.
There had been a strange thrumming in Ben’s chest ever since he laid eyes on her. It was warm and jittery all at once. He could practically feel Kylo sitting up with interest, even though his wolf was not currently making an appearance.
“Rey. Rey Johnson,” she said with another scowl before stomping from the room.
A Reylo Soulmates – Hogwarts AUThis is the T rated version
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Something Real by professnerdiness for Polkadotdotdot, 2BrightStars
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2021
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“I haven’t seen you here before,” he said at last.
“I used to come often, but I haven’t been back in years.”
“Did your tastes shift away from what is offered? Or…did you move away?”
“Neither,” she said, leaving it at that. “Lately I’ve been looking for something in my encounters but…I’m not sure what it is. I just know I’m not finding it. And not for lack of trying. Tonight, I thought I’d try searching here.”
“Perhaps I can help you figure it out.”
A Sylki Soulmates Sex Club AU
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Unmarked by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Jun 2021
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Ben should have known he would be one of those rare cases who never manifested a Soulmark. It was proof of what his family had always feared. What he had tried to convince himself wasn’t true. He was broken. Unmatched. Unmarked.
When no Soulmark appeared on Rey, she worried it meant they’d gotten her birthday wrong in her case file. Such things happened often to kids in the foster system. She couldn’t blame them, really. She’d had to tell them—at age four—what she thought her birthday was. But as the days stretched to weeks, and then months, it became clear. She was broken. Alone. She should have known all along.
Reylo Soulmates AU - Hidden Soulmarks
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The Tango by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Jun 2021
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“You know me?”
“By reputation. Poe says you’re a swell tango dancer. I’d love to find out for myself if you’re as good as everyone claims.”
The first, slow notes began but she still hadn’t embraced him for the dance.
“Don’t worry, sweetheart. I’ll take good care of you.”
“I’m sure you would. But I want to really test you. Be my follow?”
“What?” he asked, aghast. Men may dance with men in the tango, taking lead or follow roles as it suited them. But women were never the leads.
“You heard me, big guy."
Ben Solo (aka Kylo Ren) is a seducer on the dance floor. But when he runs into a woman who wants him to follow her lead, who will seduce whom?
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Curse of the Millennium Falcon (T rated version) by professnerdiness for reylotrash711
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
08 Jun 2021
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Ben felt a sudden chill. The coin now resting in his palm bore a frightening design of a skull and crossed bones. Was this a pirate symbol? How could the girl have gotten such a thing? Ben’s eyes darted back to her face in concern. Is she a pirate? The thought was followed quickly by the fear that someone would see the coin. If Captain Pryde thought her a pirate, surely her life would be in danger. She might have no way to prove her innocence. And if she is a pirate? Ben asked himself. His answer came quickly. I don’t care.
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Welcome to the Reylo Pirates of the Caribbean AU you didn’t know you needed! Get ready for a swashbuckling adventure full of forbidden love, curses, danger, and happily ever afters on the high seas!
NOTE: This is the T-rated version of the fic. The original is rated E and is available as well.
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Curse of the Millennium Falcon by professnerdiness
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
02 Jun 2021
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Ben felt a sudden chill. The coin now resting in his palm bore a frightening design of a skull and crossed bones. Was this a pirate symbol? How could the girl have gotten such a thing? Ben’s eyes darted back to her face in concern. Is she a pirate? The thought was followed quickly by the fear that someone would see the coin. If Captain Pryde thought her a pirate, surely her life would be in danger. She might have no way to prove her innocence. And if she is a pirate? Ben asked himself. His answer came quickly. I don’t care.
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Welcome to the Reylo Pirates of the Caribbean AU you didn’t know you needed! Get ready for a swashbuckling adventure full of forbidden love, curses, danger, and happily ever afters on the high seas!