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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Anyways, Pete, everything looks and sounds great so far. You’re in the home stretch, I just gotta do a few more checks before you’re good to go.”

    When Dr. Stumph pulls a gown out and hands it to Pete, his heart sinks. Oh, no.

    “Last thing that’s left is the men’s wellness portion of the physical. I’m sure you know what’s involved, but it does require a costume change,” Dr. Stumph continues. “I’m gonna step out of the room for a few minutes and have you go ahead and change into this. I’ll need you to remove everything from the waist down.”

    Pete feels like he could fall to pieces as he holds the flimsy garment in his hands. “Y-Yeah, that’s fine.”

    Dr. Stumph opens the door and, just as he walks through it, sticks his head back to look at Pete. “I promise I’ll go easy on you, Pete,” he says with a wink.

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    Pete's got the hots for his physician, Dr. Stumph, and is due for a check-up. Said check-up includes a prostate exam. You connect the dots.

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    12 Aug 2026

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    hell yes

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Patrick is trying to remain professional, but Pete is so fucking insufferable he wants to slam him up against a wall. Or maybe bend him over the bar, who knows?

    Or, the one where Patrick hates Pete so much he can't realise he loves him.

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    09 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    new new fav, rise from the dead.

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Patrick works for the government. Pete is a spy who seduces him.

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    02 Aug 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i regret not reading this earlier

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Patrick has sent three images
    Patrick: would you like to hear my voice?

    or drunk and horny from the backseat of his sorry excuse of a tour van, Patrick calls Pete while he’s touring for Soul Punk.

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    02 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Umm hi, I’m—” Pete narrows his eyes looking Patrick up and down, “in high school?” he cuts Patrick off. Patrick pulls out his driver’s license and the plastic plopping on the counter makes a sound just loud enough to cut the tension.

    “Happy birthday,” Pete smirks, showing a lot of teeth for someone Patrick doesn’t know. He walks into one of the far back rooms and makes a motion for Patrick to follow him. He almost trips on air three times in the hallway alone. Pete closes the door and Patrick wonders if all tattoo and piercing parlors feel this looming. “So,” Pete asks, swirling in his chair, “what’re you thinking of getting? And don’t tell me your girlfriend's name because that would break my heart.”

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    02 Aug 2026