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    Tommy shakes his head, looking at anywhere else in the room other than Phil. His head flicks around as though he’s already planning an escape as he speaks.

    “I can’t tell you who it is but I need you to tutor me, so I can tutor them.” Tommy meets Phil’s eyes for a second before they nervously dart away and stay firmly connected to the whiteboard behind Phil.

    Tommy swallows hard. “Please, Mr Watson?”

    It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that there is no friend.

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    An unconventional foster fic where Phil is an immortal history teacher and he accidentally becomes the dad to three trouble makers with varying degrees of trauma

    hurt/comfort ensues.

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    24 Nov 2023

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    this is so fucking /pos roohoo my beloved

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    The Angel of Death takes in a piglin hybrid, a thief, and a gremilin.

    Phil raises a warrior, a revolutionary, and a brash boy with a kind heart.

    *****

    A series of five Sleepy Bois Inc. one shots based on five songs in the Oh Hello's album Dear Wormwood.

    1. There Beneath
    2. Where is Your Rider
    3. Pale White Horse
    4. Danse Macabre
    5. Soldier, Poet, King

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    04 Jul 2023

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    I LOVE IT SO MUCH THE OH HELLOS >>>>>>

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    Just before he could get two feet away from the exit, he collapsed and accidentally dropped the man. Tommy’s eyes were heavy, as was his entire body. Just as he was about to pass out from smoke inhalation, he heard something he never thought he’d hear in a situation like this.

    A laugh.

    Someone was laughing.

    Someone was laughing, while he was lying there, possibly in his last moment alive.

    He struggled to lift his head to the source of the noise, but what he saw made every nerve in his body freeze with fear.

    “Oh, well aren’t you a little hero?”

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    in which Tommy's New Years resolution is to be the greatest vigilante in all of existence

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    03 Jun 2023

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    super cool writer with a really cool concept and super awesome skills :OOO

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    The guard stared at him for a moment, blue eyes blown wide behind his mask.

    It was then the Pythia looked down at the hand outstretched between them. The prosthetic was made of intricately carved metal, covered in vines and flowers twisting together with the shimmer of enchantments reflecting in the purple glow.

    And although the guard’s sleeve was covering his wrist, he knew that in the place where metal met flesh, there was a pair of dark angel wings tattooed on his skin.

    He was right. This wasn’t a real guard.

    This was a Deathling.

    or, Wilbur is an oracle known as the Pythia, chosen to receive dreams of the future from the goddess Clara. One day, he receives a dream warning him that during a ball Emperor Schlatt is hosting, the Deathlings—terrorists who worship the goddess of Death—will launch an attack. When his warning goes ignored, he knows there's going to be consequences.

    He doesn't expect one of those consequences to include him getting kidnapped by a teenager.

    aka, a cyberpunk fantasy fusion au with lots of religious trauma

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    12 Apr 2023

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    bee <3

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    “Bullshit. That’s the dumbest thing you could do.”

    “And why would that be?”

    Too many responses to count flashed through Tommy’s mind. This man was going to kill him, there was no denying that. No denying that Tommy had been stupid. That mantra had gotten him through the night, sure, but it wasn’t true, and now he was going to die.

    In the forest, he didn't know what was coming to kill him. Now, though, he knew it would be this man, with his soft cloak and softer eyes, Tommy wasn’t so afraid.

    Might as well encourage him to make it quick.

    “Because I know where you live, you rebel fuck,” he spat. “I know exactly where we are.”
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    Or, the SBI coven adopts a foul-mouthed child soldier with trust issues.

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    05 Apr 2023

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    i love this so much magic go brrrrrrrrr and i cannot wait to rave about this to my friends at an ungodly hour!!