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  1. Rec 11

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    Hermione Granger finds herself yanked into the spotlight through a series of unfortunate events. The worst part? Her new partner is the company's least favorite diva, Draco Malfoy.

    OR, a ballet au with a side of smut and low grade workplace violence.

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    29 Dec 2025

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    Malfoy?

    God. He hasn’t heard her say his name in years, and certainly not with so little derision.

    “Granger,” he returns, paying her the same courtesy.

    She steps closer and a small part of him relishes the fact he’s distracted her from what was evidently a single-minded pursuit.

    “What’re you doing here?” she demands.

    “In my shop?” He leans his hip against the counter and crosses his arms over his chest. “Commerce, I expect.”

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    Or, when Draco owns an apothecary and Hermione can't bring herself to pay.

    Written for D/Hr Advent 2025

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    21 Dec 2025

  3. Rec 29

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    When the Firewhisky points to Draco during a game of spin the bottle in the Slytherin common room, will Hermione strip in front of her new friends, or jump into the closet with an old enemy?

    (It's Dramione 7 minutes in heaven smut.)

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    02 Oct 2025

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    The owl squeezed itself through the rusting bars of his Azkaban cell and flew to the ground, hooting in triumph and waddling around on the dusty floor. Draco grasped the owl gently in his fist to still it, then withdrew the letter from the mail bag.

    His heart thudded. Who was contacting him? His mother? Pansy? Not one of the Death Eaters, surely?

    Then he unrolled the page and let out a disbelieving huff.

    It was a fucking survey.

    Well. They wanted a response? He’d give them one.

    • On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how clean are Azkaban’s facilities? — Fuck you
    • On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how humane has your treatment been at Azkaban? — Fuck this
    • Any additional comments? — Fuck off

    P.S. Your owl is insane

    In which a well-meaning researcher, Hermione Granger, runs a study without realizing who Participant 1 is.

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    29 Jun 2025

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    Draco Malfoy turns thirty with a bitter divorce, a very precocious five-year-old, and an illegal sex-magic device he never asked for from Theo and Blaise. Hermione Granger accidentally activates it.

    Now they’re trapped in Draco's ultimate fantasy involving the inappropriate use of Hermione's bookshop.

    It’s fine. Totally fine. Right?

    Smut, fluff, meddling Slytherins, and one cinnamon roll Scorpius.

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    29 Jun 2025