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In which Danny is accepted as one of Lexcorp's prestigious Innovators of Tomorrow Today interns. An appropriate amount of chaos ensues.
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- Part 5 of Dannymay 2023
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16 Oct 2025
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Help! My Teacher's A Mad Scientist by SmolGayBean
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
09 May 2023
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wherein Danny is a metalwork teacher at Gotham academy and ends up subbing for Tim's chemistry class.
Measurements are just suggestions.based off this tumblr prompt:
https://www.tumblr.com/plotwholls/709525825942405120/short-dpxdc-prompts-468Bookmarked by quantum_fermata
16 Oct 2025
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in which Nagini goes to St. Mungo's by Anna_Hopkins
Fandoms: Harry Potter - All Media Types
08 Jul 2025
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...and Harry finds her.
(Voldemort isn't very good at bribing his familiar to murder people.)
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- Part 5 of October, 2024
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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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Absolutely hilarious. Do not read while pretending to pay attention to a serious conversation around you. You WILL snicker at a very inopportune moment.
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(Tooka)Cat Scratch Fever by Vandalia
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
16 Jun 2023
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Luke is lonely, and instead of joining space bumble decides to cure the problem with a tooka cat. When he visits a shelter, he stumbles upon the most unadoptable feline there- a scarred, jet black, mangy creature that tears apart the homes of any who dare to adopt him.
Darth Vader has been turned into a tooka cat by his former Master, Darth Sidious. And now, he's been adopted by some blonde brat who has no idea who he's dealing with.
The pair of them are in for some startling revelations, and each will have to learn that what you want isn't always what you need.