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“If you could just send me an RSVP as soon as possible, that would be great,” Mumbo explained, gesturing to the invitation in Pearl’s hand. “I need to figure out how many seats you save, you know the drill.”
“And–” Pearl is paler than any person should be. Her freckles stand out like splashes of ink against her paper white skin, that usual rosy cheer drained from her face. “And, this is an invite for what, exactly?”
“My funeral, of course!”
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or; mumbo is dying. to cope with this, he plans his own funeral. in the process, he finds out that maybe he is not quite as okay with dying as he thought he was.
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- Part 3 of whumptober 2025!!!
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19 Apr 2026
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you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing. by Mrgn_5
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
02 Dec 2025
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Mumbo had been clean for 5 years, then he threw it all away in one night.
A self harm 5 + 1 where 5 times Mumbo is struggling and 1 time where someone finally notices, because why shouldn't I project onto my comfort character?
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19 Apr 2026
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Mumbo finishes a redstone animation he doesn’t think is anything special.
Xisuma disagrees.
A story about pride, encouragement, and the moment “Dad” slips out before either of them is ready for it.Series
- Part 4 of Hermitcraft Stories
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19 Apr 2026
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Iskall85 was blown up by Docm77
impulsesv was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting TangoTek
impulsesv: tango just stopped talking mid conversation to throw a fireball at me and wouldnt respond
Falsesymmetry: good to know that pearl isn't the only hybrid broken right now
Or, when the Hermitcraft hybrid plugin breaks, Xisuma knows that he's got a lot of work set out for him. That plugin helps the server's hybrids function normally, and with it gone, they mentally revert back to regular animals after all.
He severely underestimated how difficult it would be to fix.
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19 Apr 2026
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"Shit," Maverick curses, righting them with no small amount of struggle, fighting the failing jet. "Rooster, listen to me. We're going to land," he says, turning sharply back toward the shore. He scans the landscape outside of the cockpit, looking for somewhere, anywhere, clear enough for them to set down.
"What?!" Rooster shouts.
"No other choice," Maverick says, spotting a clearing in the trees. It's not ideal, but it'll have to do. He's getting more and more warning lights flashing at him, and they're running on borrowed time. "It's going to be rough," he warns. Even if they had a runway that was paved and not snow-covered dirt, they're missing a landing gear.
This is going to hurt.
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Or, Maverick and Rooster don't make it back to the carrier in that F-14. Cue a Goofy Movie-esque road trip, only the estranged father-son pair have to figure out how to make it home from enemy soil without aid, backup, or documentation.
Oh, and everyone back home thinks they're dead.
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30 Mar 2026