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    "I did not," Mydei said firmly. "Sleep with this … Phainon Khaslana."

    The sudden sound of a notification rang from his phone. Mydei pulled it out, swiping up, only to pause.

    Big Dick from ENG • now

    hey! mydei, right? this is phainon, from the frat party? sorry, i know it might seem weird to text you all out of the blue, but I had a lot of fun last night! i was wondering, maybe we could meet up?

    Mydei stared. Really, all he did was stare.

    "Oh god," he said. "Oh god, Cipher, fuck, I may have slept with Phainon Khaslana."

    Or, Mydei tries to prove that despite what he may have said in a drunken state—

    • He did not sleep with Phainon Khaslana, whoever that is.
    • Phainon Khaslana is not as … well-endowed as Mydei had decided to exaggerate while under the influence.
    • Phainon Khaslana does not have erectile dysfunction.

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    15 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Good morning,

    I am lodging another formal complaint against two of my team members, Kaveh and Alhaitham. This week I have counted four excessively long lunch breaks and suffered as witness to another set of repeated, intense debates that border on passionate (and questionable) foreplay. All of these take place in front of my desk. Time frames and summaries attached as a PDF.

    Please update me on actions taken in response to my previous complaints. Ideally, fire them.

    Sincerely,
    Siraj


    Hello Siraj,

    Your complaint has been filed [see: Special Folder: Siraj]. However, please refrain from referring to the unfortunately bland discussions between your managers as "foreplay"— a true romantic knows the difference.

    Regards,
    Human Resources

    As if Kaveh's workload isn't already bad enough, the new hire joining his months-long, high stakes project suddenly turns out to be his estranged best friend from university. Eight years is a long time, but so is one.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Hair in a bun, skates laid out on the floor, and an idle tune hummed under his breath — he’s nearly set.

    His phone starts ringing while he’s rushing towards a bench to put down his belongings, and he scrambles to reach for it in the depths of his bag. He finds it, finger poised to answer as he looks up.

    And that’s when he sees him.

    Even through the hockey helmet, Kaveh can see the familiar traces of gray hair. If the height and broad build weren’t a dead giveaway, that certainly squandered any doubt. Alhaitham. The Sumeru Jackals hockey team’s main defenseman. Of course… who else could it be?

    Kaveh stares at him for a beat too long before snapping himself out of it. There’s no way. There is no way he’s here.

    Or; Renowned figure skater Kaveh returns to the competitive scene after a season of absence. Enter Alhaitham.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “I mean, do you ever stop and think about who your anonymous friend might be?" Tighnari says. "Or like, maybe it’s someone you already know or some random guy in one of your classes.”

    “No,” Kaveh says, thinking. “With my luck, if I did know him already, then he would probably be the worst person I know. Someone like Al-Haitham.” The thought is so absurd that he stops and laughs. “But that would be fucking awful.”

    In Kaveh's humble opinion, the title for The Worst Guy In The World is tied between four people: the asshole in his Tuesday eight am, the employee behind the library email account, the guy writing the university's advice column, and the student that the professor he assists always complains about.

    It would only be too convenient if they were all the same person. (They are.)

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    22 Mar 2026

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    "A faint silhouette shuffles through the sea of seats. Medium length hair. A tired slouch. A pair of plump lips jutting out under a pointed nose.

    Akira thinks he might recognize it."

     

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    or; Akira and Akechi both go to see a movie. Separately.

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