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    I’m dyslexic. Sorry.
    Remus nearly smacks the book against his face.
    Oh, this is just tragic, isn’t it?

    or, deaf Remus who’s confused why the guy on the train keeps trying to talk to him even though he wears a “hard of hearing” pin vs. dyslexic Sirius who hasn’t even attempted to read it and just wants to know why the guy in the train won’t flirt with him back

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Sveta
    Help me
    I am in love with a virgin

    Ilya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.

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    A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.

    Newly-single college student Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.

    Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    “You liked that didn’t you?” Shane said with a smug little expression on his face.

    Really too many people called Ilya an asshole when Shane was just as bad, or worse. Shane just hid it better, because Canada’s perfect golden boy could do no wrong.

    Ilya moved to cross his arms over his chest and lean back against the headboard, hating how it put even more space between them, but not being able to let Shane think he was right.

    “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

    “Sure you don't, baby.”

    Ilya was definitely not starting to turn the slightest shade of red.
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    Or: Ilya Rozanov learns he is in fact, Shane Hollander's baby.
    Chapter 2: Everyone else in their lives learns he is too.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Shane
    How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?

    Cap
    Boooooo

    Shane
    Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser

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    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    Another 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    currently this is planned to be 12 one shots, which will get renumbered as i post to be listed in chronological order. it is not necessary to read them in any specific order, as while i have them all outlined i will be writing them in whatever order the muses tell me to.

    these are the final numbers for what is already posted, and i will update this list as i post until the series is complete:

    1. the weight of your gravity
    2. ??
    3. ??
    4. ??
    5. calculating new route

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    14 Sep 2026