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Daniel is surprised when Grace dumps Alex mid-wedding ceremony, but even more surprised when he's the only Le Domas family member she has any interest in maintaining a relationship with.
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20 Mar 2022
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i get down (when she gets you high) by thestalwartheart
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
27 Feb 2022
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It had started in Paris, because all their lives were a cliche, and everything involving sex and deceit seemed to start in Paris.
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In which Q is ordered to monitor the more intimate parts of Bond's missions, starting something neither of them bargained for.
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- Part 1 of i get down (when she gets you high)
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26 Feb 2022
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make your tired eyes widen (and your cheeks turn rouge) by thestalwartheart
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
18 Feb 2022
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It all starts as all things do: harmlessly.
-----Q likes a job well done. Bond just likes Q. It's inadvisable, perhaps, but also inescapable.
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21 Feb 2022
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The reply to the Delta was swift, clipped and professional. "Delta four-zero-two-zero, continue Zulu-Alpha, follow British Airways, monitor tower one-two-three-niner," the voice said, and James had never been more eager to get instruction from an air traffic controller in his entire career.
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18 Feb 2022
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Bond loves using her hands, after all. (genderswap, both Q and Bond.)
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- Part 1 of Variables and Controls
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02 Jan 2022
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30 Nov 2021
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listen, there's a hell of a universe next door by storm_petrel
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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As it turns out, no one ever taught Luke how to tie a little green baby to his back one-handed, but Luke thinks he's pretty gods-damned good at problem-solving under pressure, thank you, and the baby is at least semi-cooperative. When he's sure the kid is strapped in as tight as he can get, Luke pauses, and reaches back. His fingers graze the wide point of the baby's fuzzy ear. "Well, kid," says Luke, and his voice is a little rough, but not bad, all things considered. "Carrying you on my back while getting the absolute banthashit kicked out of me, at least this feels familiar."
The baby coos in his ear, and then kicks him hard in the kidney. Yoda used to do the exact same thing. Somehow, it's a lot more endearing now.
Or: Luke Skywalker solves a number of life-or-death problems, makes some new friends, falls abruptly in love, and gets shot into space, all in the same day.
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- Part 1 of it's a hell of a universe
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08 Nov 2021
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The Suez Canal is a busy throughline for international trade. But that's not all it is. Even a waterway as experienced as this one can sometimes get into... entanglements. Sometimes even the most famous shipping canals have needs.
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- Part 1 of the life of the Suez Canal
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10 Sep 2021
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a pox on all your machines by scioscribe
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
13 Nov 2012
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“You’re an expert at the challenging, though. I have handled—personally, mind you—three double-O agents, and not one of them has been the exasperation that you so continuously prove. You don’t think. Someone who doesn’t think doesn’t deserve hot water.”
Or, the one where Q controls the universe with technology and Bond is trying to avoid complications (like falling for the voice in his head).
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06 Aug 2021
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Bond's clock runs out; fortunately, Q can orchestrate resurrection.
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22 Jul 2021
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Sometimes the most annoying people are attractive to James. Despite their personality, or maybe because of it, if he’s feeling particularly masochistic.
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21 Jul 2021
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went my love riding by by_oaks_and_roses
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
08 Mar 2021
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“Bond, tell me you have not been operating under the assumption that by pointedly not shooting your megalomaniacal, delusional foster brother you had actually managed to dismantle an entire international criminal organization—an organization, may I remind you, that was influential enough to nearly gain control of the entire security networks of nine countries, had I been a little less brilliant?”
Or; in which Q is better at James Bond's job than James Bond and everyone knew the retirement wasn't going to stick. (But he's still upset about the fucking car.)
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- Part 1 of all in green
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10 Jul 2021
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a bloodless coup by Ark
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
25 Oct 2020
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If Q is being truthful with himself, he's expected this for a while. Near everyone who's anyone has had a turn with James Bond. He imagines it's a bit like an initiation, the final stamp of welcome into the MI6 fold.
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09 Jul 2021
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Only Style by beaubete for besanii
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015), James Bond (Craig Movies)
20 Nov 2015
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Q takes the job because it's a ridiculous fluff job with an even more ridiculous salary. Things only get more bizarre from there.
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30 Jun 2021
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With Neither Talent nor Taste for Peace by lonerofthepack for northernMagic
Fandoms: James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Craig Movies)
08 Aug 2018
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Once upon a time, there was a pagan god who disguised himself as the young quartermaster for the kingdom’s elite knights and assassins.
Bond, a noble and a Knight, had fallen in love with the Quartermaster. He finds himself in a god’s shrine to ask for a fitting courting gift.
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07 Jun 2021
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Q has been in love for two years, six months, and twelve days when James Bond walks away, leaving him with a bleeding head and a broken heart on a dark and noisy London bridge.
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05 Jun 2021
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some guys just can't hold their arsenic by pdameron
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies)
15 Jun 2017
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“Motherfucking - goddamn - fucking shit!”
“Good lord, Q,” Bond says from behind him with no small amount of amusement. “One would think you’d never been in a quarantine before.”
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05 Jun 2021
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"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”
The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”
(In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)- Language:
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05 Jun 2021
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Yes, this version of 007 was a terrifyingly smart agent, and M wondered long and often whether it had been a good idea to promote him to the position. Usually, the title was the dangerous part - being 007 meant deadliness - but this time, M feared that a certain man with ice-blue eyes and scruffy blonde hair had dragged in more danger to the title than it had previously possessed
Enter MI6's new Quartermaster: an unassuming, bespectacled genius with no mind for subterfuge but plenty of genius behind a dry smile. Curious 00-agents and young boffins don't always mix in predictable ways...
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11 May 2021
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Quriosity Verse by dr_girlfriend
Fandom: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
10 Feb 2018
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06 May 2021