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    Riding high on a well-received flirtation attempt, Lance makes a confident claim: “I bet I could woo any alien, if I really wanted to.”

    “Hmmm… bet, huh?” Pidge’s eyes sharpen. “Alright, loverboy. You’re on.”

    Pidge chuckles, and Hunk looks like he’s about to start biting his nails, and when he glances over at Keith it’s not nearly enough warning for what’s about to happen.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    Series of requested Klance stories. For more info on how you can request a story, contact me on twitter @bangbangbeefke1

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    29 Aug 2025

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    “Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.

    “You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”

    Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”


    Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.

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    01 Jun 2025

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    “Keith, it's late,” Lance continued, his jaw feeling too heavy to move properly. “You need to sleep. Please…”

    I'm worried about you. We're all worried about you.

    “I can't.”

    “I know, I know—shit—I know.” Lance rubbed at his face and brought his hands down gently onto Keith's shoulders. “But buddy, you've got to try.”

    With Shiro gone, everyone is hurting, but no one more so than Keith. Of course Lance had noticed. Everybody had. But that didn't mean Lance had expected Keith to turn up one night outside his room, wanting to talk. Why him? What could Keith possibly want from him? Much more than Lance ever realised apparently.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    Lance smirks. “Elderly, basically. Geriatric. I went easy on you today because I was worried about your knees.”

    “Oh, you fucking —”

    “Boys,” Shiro interrupts sharply.

    They both jump.

    “One meal,” the Black Paladin sighs, hand sliding down his face. “Just — one fucking meal, where you two don’t fight.”

    “I don’t get it,” Pidge comments, irritated furrow to her brows. “You guys hang out, like, all the time. You’d think you’d be able to talk without jabbing at each other.”

    “I think they’re just weirdos,” Hunk says flatly looking at them with a very pointed expression. “I think they just enjoy going at each other. Like weirdos.”

    Beside him, Lance averts his eyes, biting his lip to hold back laughter. Keith looks away so he doesn’t have to do the same.

    “Sorry, Shiro,” Keith says, working hard to keep his tone neutral. “I’ll do my best to not rise to Lance’s bait.”

    “And I’ll try really hard to be okay with stinky mullet’s presence as a whole,” Lance promises.

    Shiro only shakes his head and sighs harder. Keith reaches over and pinches his boyfriend’s thigh in revenge.
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    OR: Keith and Lance enjoy sneaking around.

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