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Heart is the hardest muscle to grow by sarcasticbones
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF, Actor RPF
03 Feb 2023
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Chris and Sebastian have a long standing thing ... non exclusive, but intense, they're both invested in it; enjoy it a lot. The sex is kinky and spectacular. It's just that they both work, a lot. Their lives are all over the place, lots of people scrutinize their every move.
O is ... well, you'll see.
This story starts with a party at Chris'. Chris and Sebastian haven't seen each other in months and are very excited about reuniting, but also present at the party is a mysterious O (written as you, can be read both as Reader insert and as OFC), whom Chris has found while Seb's been away, and glommed on to. Awkwardness ensues. Porn ensues. Feelings bleed and mix. And something odd is lurking in the background.
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Love me like you hate me by sarcasticbones
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF, Actor RPF
22 Nov 2022
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“Chris,” Sebastian tries again and his voice has gotten even smaller than it was before. He’s ankle deep in a fucking creek, heart pounding, palms sweating, and he’s … fuck … he’s about to run. Is he? Is he’s about to run? Fuck, what the fuck.
Then Chris looks him straight in the heart and says; very even: “run, bunny.”
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Empire of Dirt by sarcasticbones for lunarriviera
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Winter Soldier (Comics)
30 Dec 2021
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Sam is basically a Saint. Steve ... what kind of man loves like this? Bucky is ... not broken, just bent? Or, who are we kidding here, he's broken here and there as well. Natasha is scary and spectacular like a bloody dawn. But she'll give Bucky anything he asks for.
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“Cap? Coke? Your man there looks a little shocky, sugar’d do him good.”
Yes. Steve thinks. Sugar. Must go get Bucky a Coke. He walks to the other wall on rubbery legs, digs out two cans. Walks back. Bucky’s eyes are closed, head bent back at an odd angle. He looks like someone snapped him in half. Steve. Steve did.
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They have never kissed like this. And Steve remembers every kiss: the secret stolen ones; the rushed and laughing ones; the crying, biting ones. He has both hands in Bucky’s hair now, pulling him in, trying to softly steer him. But Bucky is unwieldy.
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“Let’s practice,” she murmurs.
A blink. A silence. He’s drifting.
She helps him along: “ask me for something you want,”
Another blink, different blues swirling together as he wants, then shies away from asking, tries to power through and find the words. It’s delicious. She wants to roll in it, rub it into her skin until she too is sweet. -
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I hate writing summaries. This is a story written for the Kink Bingo at Sterek & Co. It has a Derek x Stiles x Isaac tile, and I thought: "oh, I have never done that, or even thought about it, lemme try." So I did, and it ran away from me and grew two more heads. Let me know what you think, comments are love :*
“You’ll break it,” Stiles said, voice strained. The jeep. Not his bones.
“It’ll be fine,” Isaac assured, but eased up a fraction, not enough for Stiles to escape, but enough for him to turn around. Then he pushed back, forearm bearing down on the windpipe.
Stiles wheezed. Fuck, but Isaac loved that sound. Beautiful sound, bested only by the broken little sobs Stiles sometimes made. Rarely. As much as he talked, he was stingy with his noises. At least with Isaac. Made him work for each single one, wrest them out of him. Everything Isaac got from Stiles, he had to take by force. -
Restless from the searching, worn down in between by sarcasticbones
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Mar 2018
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See, the problem is not so much that Stiles is gorgeous, and just Derek’s type, or even that he seems to be partnered. No. The problem is, that Stiles is shameless.
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Sua Sponte by One-EyedBossman (desert000rose), SecretFandomStories
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Mar 2022
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Former U.S. Army Ranger. Columbia University athlete. Aspiring artist. Straight-passing and closeted. Semi-functional civilian. Steve Rogers doesn't need a Dominant.
Former U.S. Army Special Forces. Sadist with an honor code. Dom-for-hire. Hedonistic Bisexual. Semi-rehabilitated ex-assassin. James Barnes can't take other veterans as clients.
Mutual best friend. Well-meaning meddler. Holder of a Favor. Thoroughly done with this nonsense. Natasha Romanov is about to prove them both wrong.
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07 Jan 2023
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i'm guilty of treason (i've abandoned control) by voxofthevoid
Fandom: Captain America - All Media Types
02 Oct 2019
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S.H.I.E.L.D Agent Bucky Barnes is captured on a mission and meets Commander Steve Rogers, the erstwhile Captain America.
It escalates quickly.
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05 Dec 2022
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"Because everything's all right, isn't it?" Bucky said. "Everything's great. I'm so happy; I never thought I could be this happy. You're happy, too, aren't you, Peg?"
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08 Nov 2022
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The realization dawned on him, irritating as fuck. “You’re not here,” Bucky said, stabbing a finger at Steve. “Fuck you, you’re not real.”
Steve tilted his head and gave him a truculent one-eyed stare. “Well, maybe not. So what?”
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07 Nov 2022
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These American Dreams (ain’t no white picket fences left for me) by kariye
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Aug 2016
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In which Bucky has a house, a dog, an herb garden, and a serious case of insomnia. Welcome to Havensport, Indiana (population 8,294), where Tom’s Neighborhood Grocer stays open all night, little old ladies call the car shop to get their refrigerators repaired, and the heat of summer days and the length of summer nights can make you think that this perfect world will last forever.
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06 Oct 2022