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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
    Quality: 2.0 Difficulty: 1.0
    Would Take Again: No
    Grade: A
    Excuse me? Why did you have my review taken down? I haven’t gone against any rules. Please check the guidelines of this website before incorrectly reporting someone else’s review.

    LSJ 459 July 10, 2025
    Quality: 5.0 Difficulty: 1.0
    Would Take Again: Yes
    Grade: A+
    I reported you cause you’re annoying

    Light Yagami takes his reviews on Rate My Professor very seriously. In an entirely unexpected and demented progression of events, Light spends an absurd amount of time and effort arguing with the most aggravating stranger of all time on this website. He will not sink to the level of this person and post multiple reviews or spam the page, because he respects the rules of Rate My Professor. He does not respect this stranger, because this stranger does not respect the rules of Rate My Professor.

    Light Yagami thinks about murdering this stranger. He thinks of nothing other than this stranger. It is not funny. This is a serious thing. He has never been more irritated in his life. He may do something violent.

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    24 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    It was supposed to be a simple honeypot mission. Emphasis on supposed to be.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    There is an unspoken rule in the league—in every league, in probably every goddamn social game on the planet—don't snitch. If someone's got a problem with you, it's with you, and snaking your team on them does far more harm than good in the long run.

    "—Who tapped you? Who was it?"

    "Don't worry about it," Light spits through a smile, plenty worried about it. He's spent enough time on the ice to know that a stick-tap is the hockey equivalent of pistols at dawn.

    "…Was it Lawliet?"

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    TL;DR I love hockey, and I love yaoi.
    This is my magnum opus.

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    05 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Light meets some guy at his local 7-Eleven.

    "There is something special about picking chapped lips on a 7-Eleven bench at exactly 11:30 P.M. If you wipe the blood against the shamrock seat ledges and squint until it shines, maybe you can convince yourself it's Christmas."

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    05 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    "Gentlemen," he addressed everyone in the room with a meaningful glance, then focused on the cardboard box, "It is my understanding that ever since we've moved into this building, relationships between you all have been... tense. Petty arguments are not constructive for the workplace; therefore, I have decided to introduce a conflict preventative measure, a source of stress relief if you will."

     

    In which, Watari decides that everyone in the office needs to begin venting their stress like mature adults. And within those pages were not rants worthy of a therapist's shrine, but a documented love story...

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    01 Mar 2025