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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Based on the film "the Hitman's Bodyguard"
    You don't need to have watched the film to enjoy the fic :)

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    29 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    At Palmetto State University, Professors Neil Josten and Andrew Minyard are individually considered the most terrifying people in the Law Department.

    Together, apparently, they’re married.

    Unfortunately for the students of PSU, discovering this fact somehow explains everything and absolutely nothing at all.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    One moment Neil was nineteen, bleeding out on the concrete floor of his childhood home in Baltimore.  The next he was waking up to his mother’s voice telling him to wake up and getting in the car to go to West Virginia for his audition with the Moriyamas. Neil finds himself with a chance at a do-over and takes it. How much can he do without jeopardizing his happy ending?

    A 'Neil dies in Baltimore and gets a redo' fic.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Dennis's words climb back up. "You just… you assume things, you make decisions, you act like you know what's best for everyone—"

    Robby's gaze is fixed on him. Dennis's broad shoulders are coiled tight; there’s an angry, pink flush creeping up his neck; his long fingers keep clenching into fists and unclenching at his sides.

    "—and you don't even see how fucking condescending that is, how it makes me feel like I'm— like I'm not even a person to you, just some project—"

    Robby watches Dennis unwravel under the weak spill of the streetlight filtering in through the window, his curls flashing copper and gold, his voice hoarse and furious and he knows he should calm him down, shout back, beg for forgiveness.

    But he can't.

    He's never seen anything more beautiful.

    or: robby comes back from his sabbatical to find dennis whitaker absolutely furious with him. this is, unexpectedly, not the worst thing that's ever happened to him

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    27 May 2026

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    “You were in an accident. Please, listen to me. Get back on the bed.”
    Dennis stills at that, giving him that same, blank look from before. Robby wants to shut his eyes. He never wants to see it again.
    He tilts his head. “Accident?”
    “You were—” Robby says, and doesn’t miss the desperation in his own voice. “I just told you. You were in an accident. Don’t you remember?”

    After an argument about Robby’s resignation from the Pitt, Dennis gets into a car crash that makes him unable to retain short-term memories. Including the fight they just had, and Robby’s imminent departure. It’s up to Robby to nurse him back to health, and choose which truth to tell him.

    Or, Dennis gets anterograde amnesia.

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    26 May 2026

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