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结婚第三个月，这就是宇智波斑和他的已登记伴侣的生活写照。
消极平反，积极造谣；在感情基础上可谓逼人一对，在性生活上倒是堪称璧人一双。
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我实在选不出来一句当summary，只好告诉大家，这一个有很多恋尸癖笑话的、近乎圆满的故事。
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斑扉，提及一句话内容的斑柱斑
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- Part 1 of 关于昨日的两桩罪行
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柱扉/斑扉，微日恐风格
人形御守：特指使用人形（紙人形/木雕/布偶）、区别于普通御守的布袋或木牌的御守，用于吸收灾厄或者作为神明暂居体。
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“你喜欢一马当先。你的作风就是大刀阔斧，一开始就冲到最前面。你不喜欢配速。”
“那要看是谁在马鞍上。我还没遇过谁有本事给我配速。”
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斑扉 纯开车 五月二十号的第49个小时也是520(。)
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这话好像在问你为什么不去死，但说到底，他又为什么活着呢？如果千手扉间活着什么都不为，凭什么千手扉间活着，而泉奈要带着所有未尽的理想，遗憾地死掉？这可能是个互为因果的句子，谁知道呢，没准千手扉间还活着就是因为他纯粹地活着，他什么都不为。世界上有理想的好人全死了。
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Eva AU. 人类好像要灭绝了，宇智波斑和千手扉间讲讲小话。
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“Uchiha-sama confessed a desire to court me.”
But love wasn’t easy as saying yes.
—Tobirama comes home.
In which loving and wanting to be loved are not the same thing. Tobirama alone watches as those around him move on to new lives— together, and Hashirama reassures his brother that he will never be left behind.
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像我这样的一个忍者，其实是不适宜和任何人恋爱的……但我不仅结过婚，还与同一对兄弟结过两次。
爷爷……要不要我推你出去晒晒太阳，兴许那样能让你心里好受点，不至于胡思乱想到这地步。
你不相信？
上一次我来见你时，你说的明明是一对兄弟成了夫妻，我怎么能相信你没有彻底糊涂？
这不冲突，带土。他们俩觉得彼此更相爱，这才会让你这样还不太聪明的孩子有机会碰上我。带土心不在焉地点了点头，想这世界上爱着先代火影们的人实在太多，这才让其中病得最重的那个，遇见像他这样的一个忍者。
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13 Feb 2026
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“Huh,” Madara stared at him. “You do actually like me.”
“What?!” Tobirama squawked, his mouth gaping like that of a fish. Hashirama looked at him with a startled expression as well, something weirdly sympathetic stuck on his face.
“Shame, you don’t really have a chance,” Madara huffed. “No way I’m getting stuck with a man in this lifetime.”
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16 Nov 2025
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Madara and Tobirama get set up on a blind date by Hashirama. They speedrun falling in love (or lust?) over one dinner conversation.
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- Part 1 of Love Speedrun
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18 Sep 2025
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“I was hoping you would come to family dinner with me. Not as a friend.”
“You want to tell Hashirama we’re together?” Madara asked, surprise coloring her voice.
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MadaTobi Week 2024 Day 5: Secret Relationship / Seals
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- Part 2 of Sensitive
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12 Aug 2025