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Stede promised he'd come back for Ed, a promise he knew he'd always keep, even if it took a little longer than he hoped.
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- Part 14 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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The Hounds of Love by AppleTeeth, CuriosityRocks, self_induljennt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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Following his return to a life of piracy, Stede is desperate to get back to Ed - so much so, he's willing to use magic offered by a dodgy man in a fetching outfit. The spell whisks him back to the Revenge, but things are odd - not least, everyone seems to want to pet him.
Can he get back with Ed when he's an adorable corgi, or will Ed use the crew's new companion as a means to finally get them to mutiny?
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old gods and koroks by foxtails, mossgroves, self_induljennt
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2025
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He ducks under the ridge of the skull, unclips his bow, slips an arrow into the housing, and creeps around until he has a decent view of the trail. The stranger has slowed, staring up at the leviathan as they approach, hands on their hips. Ed steps out into view, raises his bow, and pauses.
The stranger, as unknown as he currently is, is cute.
Hylian, most likely. A little shorter than Ed, but broad looking under his tunic and cloak, pack sticking up over the top of his head, and visibly stuffed with god-knows-what. There’s a physical map sticking out from one of his pockets, and leaves in his hair, and he’s clearly not been gifted with powers of observance, because Ed’s been aiming a bow at him for the best part of two minutes, and he still hasn’t noticed.
And then, all at once, his gaze drops, and his eyes widen, and he all but screams.
“I’M FRIENDLY!”
or: what if Ed and Stede just happened to be citizens in the Kingdom of Hyrule? And what if they had a serendipitous meet cute at the Great Eldin Skeleton and then fell in love? Suspend your disbelief, because this is that fic.
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Stede has an embarrassing end to a phone call with his accountant, Ed Teach.
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21 Jan 2026
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Ed blinks awake, the sun warm on his skin, his skin warm from the press of Stede along his side. It’s going to be a lovely day.
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10 Jan 2026
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When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.
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Bookmarked by self_induljennt
27 Dec 2025
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Ed can’t help but grin. “What are you doing?”
“I’m plotting.”
“Just tell me—”
“No, you have to guess! I’m planning something in my head. You have to guess what it is.”
“Holy fuck. Is everything a game all the time with you?”
“Yes.” Stede answers, smiling.
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or, a boring day turns into something more when a plan of stede's comes to light.
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- Part 19 of vignettes from an inn
Bookmarked by self_induljennt
23 Dec 2025
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Stede promised he'd come back for Ed, a promise he knew he'd always keep, even if it took a little longer than he hoped.
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- Part 14 of Twitfics/Skyfics
Bookmarked by self_induljennt
21 Dec 2025