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  1. Summary

    a collection of my original fanfic, skidmarks, along with oneshots for the au that I had cut. I had to remove them either for time, for space, or just because I couldn't find a place to fit them.

    you do not need to read the skidmarks fic to understand all of these outtakes, but it'd make things fall into place easier. :))

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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    It’s December 21st, 2027, and Simon is ready to die.

    Really, he is.

     

    Unsurprisingly, Athena disagrees.

    (Surprisingly, she's not the only one.)

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    21 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    On his first day in the prosecutor's office, Simon was fresh out of law school, excited, nervous and ready to take on the world.

    On his second first day in the prosecutor's office, Simon was a dead man walking, ready to take on the world if it meant finally capturing the villain he had been hunting for years.

    Now approaching his third first day in the prosecutor's office, Simon is a free man once more and hoping not to have to take on quite so much this time. All he wants is to win a few cases, make enough money to move out of his sister's house and start to rebuild his life. Simple.

    If only people would stop making things so complicated.

    Also featuring a suspicious lunchbox and a lot of hair care talk.

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    20 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Matsukawa stares – stares at the beautiful creature splayed out underneath him, writhing on his own fingers, looking up at him pleadingly with wet eyes under fluttering eyelashes, flushed and warm and face smeared with spit and damp with sweat. He’s never seen him like this before – he’s seen him whiny and petulant and demanding, but never like he might die if he doesn’t get what he’s asking for. A burst of heat, of need, overcomes Matsukawa, but he doesn’t have the chance to speak before Hanamaki beats him to it, begging from bruised lips.

    “Think about it, Issei, how good it’ll feel, it’ll be so much better without it.” He arches his back, and his chest brushes Matsukawa’s. “It’ll feel so fucking good to come in me, right?”


    sequel to pretty boy

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    17 Apr 2026

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    One thing he finds pretty consistently attractive, though, is suits. He’d like to think this hasn’t developed since Matsukawa started wearing them to work, but he’s also honest with himself on rare occasions, even if he doesn’t examine the thought process too closely. There’s a decent amount of dudes wearing suits jacking off on the Internet, and he’s doing his normal search when he comes across a video he’s never seen before.

    And so he clicks on it.

    “Hello, darling,” says the guy in the video, and holy shit.

    Hanamaki would know that voice anywhere.

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    17 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Thanks to a meddling little sister, Simon gets to go on a series of blind dates that culminate in a night out with a particular coworker.

    Written for AA Prosecutors' Week 2021 Day 3: Comedy/Tragedy

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    17 Apr 2026