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Banana Bandages, also known as Banandages by CuteButAlsoStabby
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
11 Oct 2022
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Wind gets captured by the Yiga clan. They are not very good at keeping him captured.
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18 Sep 2025
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Wild is wrist deep in fish guts when his hair tie breaks. Wind takes the opportunity to tackle him with a hairbrush.
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- Part 3 of Cooking With Wild
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18 Sep 2025
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An idea suddenly forms in his mind. It's risky, exhilarating, like everything else he does in life.
I need to have his child.
I'm going to have his child whether he wants to or not.
The odds are slim, but having the odds against him has never stopped Phoenix before.
Or: Phoenix is angry with Edgeworth for leaving, and he comes up with an insane plan to force him to stay. Terrible decision-making ensues.
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15 Sep 2025
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Enough with Hills to Die on, I Climbed this Hill to Kill by honeynpeaches
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
10 Mar 2022
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The pale center of Flowey's petals distends and warps, eyes and mouth widening with an outpouring of sickly black ooze. He comes unzipped, petals crumbling to dust while his pistil and stem peel in half down the middle. It smells herbaceous and sharp. It’s got a tang, like blood. Like a heart stopping in your chest. He wilts and tears as though under the weight of an invisible knife and the ghost of his voice begs you to stop it. But it’s not his voice at all, warbling and distorted as his face melts into the soil. It’s Asri—
You turn your head sharply away and force your shaking body under the covers with tightly shut eyes. When you finally glance back up at him, he’s fine.
What? You didn’t see that?
Yes you did.
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Now safe on the surface, two human children try to make sense of one of the worst things that has ever happened to them.
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15 Sep 2025
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“Allow me to tell you…a story,” the thing wearing a child’s skin says. The words sound like they’ve been dragged through concrete, but its smile is a little less malicious and a little more hollow. That’s…maybe good?
Sans shrugs.
“sure. i love stories. this one have a happy ending?”
It grimaces through that pinned-on smile. Its eyes are flat and dead.
“That remains to be seen,” it mutters. It shrugs its shoulders, squirms a little bit. Trying to get comfortable in skin that it doesn’t belong in.
“It’s a story about some kid who freed all the monsters,” it says. “They’re…they’re a…good…they’re…”
My take on a post-pacifist No Mercy run.
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15 Sep 2025
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Come (to Life) For Me by kittykatara for Corykitty3
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Apr 2025
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Kaveh gets hit by a ley line disorder with an odd cure; it requires not only intimacy, but satisfactory intimacy. Unfortunately for Kaveh, that's not easy to come by.
Alhaitham blinked, clenching his fist tightly beneath the table to keep the tension from bleeding into his expression. “So what's the problem?”
A few moments of silence passed. “Nobody's ever been able to satisfy me,” Kaveh finally whispered.
“So what’s the problem?” Alhaitham asked again.
“Don’t trivialize it,” Kaveh snapped, a flicker of annoyance crossing his face. “It's probably psychological, but I can't unpack all my fucking trauma and trust issues in a day - which is all the time I have before the symptoms get out of control.”
“You mean... you've never -” Alhaitham started, planning on finishing his question with ‘been intimate with anyone?’ - but Kaveh cut him off and threw his hands up in the air.
“No, nobody’s ever fucking made me come, Alhaitham. Is that clear enough for you?”
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13 Sep 2025
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“This too will be added to your ledger,” Alhaitham says flatly, tilting his head.
Kaveh shoots him a beleaguered look, eyes red rimmed and thick lashes wet as he peers up through them. Surely whatever Kaveh ingested is far from incurable. Aphrodisiacs rarely are.
“Fucking me is going to cost me?” Kaveh scoffs, visibly incensed. “You would sell yourself just to get one more thing to hold over me?”
Alhaitham’s carefully measured expression hides the way his stomach swoops.
Ah.
“Ah.” Alhaitham raises an eyebrow. A switch turns on in his head, washing out reason from his mind and starting to fill it with something else entirely. “I said I would help you, Kaveh. I didn’t say I’d sleep with you.”
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12 Sep 2025
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when i'm close to you (we blend into my favorite color) by hyacynthia for Axolotl_Supremacy
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
05 Jul 2025
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“Actually,” Apollo interrupted. “I was interested in booking a private class? It’s for a former client of mine. She’s been… pretty sheltered, up until recently. She’s looking to learn some life skills, and I thought baking would be a good one for her to try. Would it be possible for you guys to teach her some of the basics, one-on-one?”
As soon as he said ‘former client’, Wocky started sweating. It made him think about his own trial, and about how crappy he had acted. Would Attorney-Man do a favor like this for him? Was he like this with all of his past defendants? Or only the ones who didn't confess to the murder?
It got him all out of whack. He was flustered, okay? So on impulse, he replied:
“For sure, man!”
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11 Sep 2025
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Vera slips on her boots and picks her keys up from the bowl on the table. Her travel bag with art supplies is where she always leaves it - the hook right by the door. “I’m leaving now.”
“Sounds good, Ver. See you soon, love you.”
Vera freezes in the doorway, her hand halfway to her art bag. Wocky sucks in a sharp breath on the other side of the phone.
And then, there is a pause.
It’s a long, loud, stretched-out pause, the kind of pause where it feels like time has stopped entirely and Vera swears when she looks wide-eyed back at the clock behind her the minute hand has ceased ticking.
Wocky is dead silent. So quiet Vera checks to see if he’d hung up on her, but no, the call time is still steadily climbing upwards.
“…What did you just say?” Vera asks softly, worried she misheard.in which wocky kitaki accidentally tells vera misham he loves her, and has to face what that might mean
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- Part 9 of the verawocky chronicles
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11 Sep 2025
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who is in control by llovebug
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Nov 2024
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In an attempt at gaining power over Wade when taking advantage of something he noticed, Peter finds the tables being flipped on him as he loses control and Wade is quick to turn the game onto him.
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“I’ll admit, it was a nice little surprise. But you overestimate yourself Petey,” Wade was leaning down, bending Peter in half which was easy with his flexibility, and something Wade found extremely sexy— mind you. He captured Peter’s lips in a hot kiss, biting his lip before he pulled back an inch.
“I could do this for hours, baby boy. You were exhausting yourself not even an hour into what you started. You shouldn’t start things you can’t finish, baby, because now I have to finish it for you.” He told him, scolding, a grin pulling at his lips at the horrified realization that overcame Peter as he listened to him.
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06 Sep 2025
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Klavier begins suffering from an acute bout of anxiety-induced narcolepsy. The cause is unfortunately halfway across the world and unaware of his predicament. And he'd like to keep it that way.
This is not his year. Scratch that--this is not his decade.
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- Part 1 of Sweet Dreams (Are Made of Klapollo)
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06 Sep 2025
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The Criminal Confuser and Coffee Shop Cryptid (Who Is Peter Parker?) by MerOrMerlin
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Nov 2024
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When one desperate Gotham goon in a Joker mask decides its a brilliant idea to rob a coffee shop at 11PM at night, he expects quick cash and cowering civilian customers. He does not expect to have a stare down with a teenager who refuses to follow the simple command of 'get on the ground.'
Peter Parker is not typically one to rebel against someone with a firearm in his civvies, but when it comes down to spite and caffeine, he's going to be the one winning the grand prize of pettiest coffee customer.
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Peter takes on the persona of resident espresso chugging mystery, sacrifices Tim Drake's drink for the greater good, and causes some well-deserved late night chaos.
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05 Sep 2025
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Come a Little Bit Closer by buffypeppers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
27 Aug 2025
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There's cash in front of him, a briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.
Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.
Things are much more complicated.
Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.
“But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”
Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."
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04 Sep 2025
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Long Live the Walls We Crashed Through by TheDreamPriestess
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Feb 2025
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The last thing Peter expects when trying to get a free meal at a restaurant is to see Wade hosting a birthday party for his daughter. A birthday party nobody else had come to. And if there was one thing being Spider-man had taught him, it was that no little girl should be crying and alone on her birthday.
Especially not Deadpool’s daughter.
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(Quick Note:: My Spideypool is always based on the comic Characters!)
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02 Sep 2025
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shoot (a load in) me by spidroin
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
18 May 2025
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“It’s not usually this bad,” Peter says a bit breathlessly.
Wade looks up again. “What’s different?”
Peter bites his lip, looking Wade up and down, lingering on his hands and the barrel in it.
“It’s you behind the gun.”Or: Peter has a gun kink and Wade is happy to oblige.
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02 Sep 2025
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Sink Until I Drown by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Aug 2025
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Laughing, Wade shakes his head and taps Peter's forehead with his index finger.
“Not really an answer,” he points out, smile sloping into a grin – sharp like a wolf's. “But I'm gonna let it slide this time, yeah? ‘Cause I'm a nice guy and you're just kinda dumb, and I think that might be my fault.”
Hey, for the record? One hundredpercent his fault. Over the past, say, three hours, Peter has just been lying here, tied up like a pig for slaughter while Wade has been flitting in and out of the room – whistling while he does chores around the apartment, watching TV show reruns, picking at leftovers. Anything that strikes his fancy he lets become a distraction, all while Peter stays right in the bed, listening and waiting and growing desperate. At a low enough setting, Peter could stay powered on, just like this, for days on end. Growing overstimulated and needy on the feeling of being wrapped up in his own insides.
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I wanted to wrap android!Peter up in his own wires so I did?
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- Part 2 of android!peter
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29 Aug 2025
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A foster AU because I’m such a sucker for those and I want to believe Ellie and Joel would have found each other in a non-apocalyptic world, just in a slightly different setting.
Written from both POVs and maybe from Tommy’s too, somewhere down the line.
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Joel Miller’s routine hasn‘t changed greatly in four years.
He goes to work, mostly overseeing construction, he goes home and eats something microwavable, drinks a few cans of cheap beer and falls into bed half drunk and exhausted from a days work, desperate to feel as little as possible.
Then, most nights, the nightmares he tries to chase away with alcohol succeed in waking him anyway, so he takes some sleeping pills to fall into dull, dreamless darkness, only to be woken by the sound of his alarm.So, really, he could use a change.
He still fights it like a feral cat.
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28 Aug 2025
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The Wind And The City by Angelic_Haven
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Aug 2025
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Wind woke up in a strange land with strange magic. He has no clue how this world works and his brothers know even less than he does. How will Wind handle being the one in charge while also trying to dig for information without drawing suspicion? By getting attacked by a dragon, that's how!
Wait, what?
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The Genshin Impact x Linked Universe fic that I didn't know I needed in my life. Thank you, bellymoonlight!
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- Part 7 of Angelic Finished Works
- Part 1 of An Impact
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27 Aug 2025
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one step at a time by Ammo_Writes for chiangyorange
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
09 Aug 2025
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A soul split, but never apart.
Link - Wild - has traveled far and wide and has yet to figure out that he's never done so alone.
Champion is just along for the ride and he's pretty happy with that. Now, if he could only convince Wind...
or to quote chiangyorange - less of a 'something else came out of the shrine' and more of a 'not everything is where they should be'
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26 Aug 2025
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The Way Back Home by i_love_zelda_16
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
08 Aug 2025
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Everything can change in a split-second— from comfort to chaos at lightning speed.
When his life turns upside-down (or rightside-up, depending on how you look at it), can the Hero of Winds find his way back home? And what is home, really?OR
Wind joins the Chain.
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- Part 2 of Longer Fics (10k+)
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26 Aug 2025
