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One day, Harry decides he is done with it all. Decides he cannot live in that house anymore, and instead ventures to another.
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It was set slightly farther back than the houses beside it---the houses which had just been where this house was---and was made of a dark, almost black brick. Even the door was a dark black, with a great, silver knocker that appeared to be a metal mould of some sort of shrunken head.The door creaked slightly open, revealing a wrinkly house elf, wearing a white cloth of some sort.
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Blood of The Covenant (And Water of The Womb) by signedsophs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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"Well, fuck." Juliette says as she eyes the suspiciously fang-shaped marks embedded in her neck.
This is the only reaction she deems appropriate. The only reaction anyone should, really, to finding out you've been turned into a vampire and having absolutely no clue how. Not to mention, finding out in your sister's--who you haven't seen since you were fourteen--bathroom.
Oh, and you just found out your other sister's dead, has been, actually, for 5 years. Wahoo, am I right?
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short way home by latertoday
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Dec 2025
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A few months after Ilya joins the Centaurs, his apartment gets a gas leak. It's a perfectly inconvenient time to be out of housing, but luckily, Yuna and David come to the rescue. Now, Ilya just has to survive a week living with in-laws that may or may not hate his guts.
As it turns out, his expectations could not have been more subverted.
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25 Feb 2026
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so cute!! literally could not hold back a smile reading this :)
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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19 Feb 2026
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absolutely brilliant! great mix of the feels (sad), comedy through sheer absurdity, and the feels (sweet)
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“How can Montreal be snowed in?” Ilya asks. “They are not ready for winter?”
“It’s Montreal, man,” Marleau snickers, like that's an explanation.
Ilya’s phone buzzes.
Jane- 9:44 a.m.- Look on the bright side. If you’re stuck another day, you can come back here.
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After Ilya leaves Shane’s apartment for the first time, he knows he’s on thin ice and at risk of falling into more serious feelings. He’s ready to put distance back between them.
A Montreal blizzard has other ideas.
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17 Feb 2026
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Apr 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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16 Feb 2026
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Prenatal Predicament by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Jan 2026
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"Ilya, I'm not—we can't—I'm not pregnant."
Ilya grins. “Not yet.”
All Shane wanted was a nice, romantic weekend. A little yoga, a little relaxation, quality time with his husband. What he got was three days of prenatal classes, a room full of pregnant women, and Ilya treating the whole thing like his personal comedy special.
They were the only couple without a baby bump. Ilya decided this was a minor detail. By the final day, he was more invested in their "pregnancy" than half the actual parents in the room.
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Shane books the wrong yoga class. Ilya makes it everyone's problem.
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- Part 16 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)