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Decaying Organic Matter by neilistic, small_planet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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Meet Draco at a very strange time in his life.
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“Stop staring at my tits,” she says, finally breaking their quiet.
Her voice is raspy after the hours of disuse. It tickles something inside Ron, but he isn’t sure if that tickle finds its way to his cock or his brain.
“I wasn’t staring—” he splutters.
“And why not?” she interrupts, “I’ve got great tits.”
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or: For some godforsaken reason, Ron has to go on the run with Pansy-fucking-Parkinson.
He is greatly displeased because Pansy-fucking-Parkinson is a giant cunt.
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PANDAMONIUM by neilistic, orolin, riafloss, small_planet, The_Taco_Writes, thistlethread, Yeuxverts for PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2024
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A sighting of a strange monochromatic creature has piqued Theo’s attention (this week) much to the dismay of his lovers, Hermione and Draco.
Or; Theo's obsessed with pandas, Draco's a hater, and Hermione just wants an orgasm.
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A spy meets his contact for the final time.
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Ron Weasley has always been a team player. In the Golden Trio, on the Chudley Cannons, at the Ministry - and he's tired. He's 27, single, and wants to write his own story for a change.
And he wants to write it about chicken... and women.
or: an epistolary fic of Ron Weasley wooing Pansy Parkinson, maybe unsuccessfully.
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Anatomy of a Fucking Mess by neilistic for small_planet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2025
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Everyone knows a couple like Theo and Parvati. Fire and brimstone, brunch gossip fodder. A capital T Trainwreck. On again, off again…
Meant for each other.
Bookmarked by small_planet
18 Jun 2025
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT ITS SO LOVELY THANK YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH I’M SO LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A TALENTED FRIEND
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She was lying through her teeth and her lipstick. She'd tried and failed to hate him. Hatred was the most logical course of action, but they were long past reason. There was no reason in three years of a broken affair where they betrayed only themselves and the people their world believed them to be. They danced through stolen moments and inbetweens.
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Or, Hermione and Draco slip out of a cocktail party and fuck on the edge of a tall building.
Bookmarked by small_planet
16 Nov 2024
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Hermione Granger has no right to turn up on Draco Malfoy's doorstep with a cigarette between her teeth, a familiar heirloom in her pocket, and a litany of agendas hidden in her shadowy potions laboratory.
When she asks him to pull down his walls of occlusion and confront things long buried by assuming the form of his one-time best friend, Draco falters. But vengeance courses through his veins, and there's nothing he craves more than a chance to take down the enigmatic and dangerous Aleksandr Nott.
Even if it means invoking the ghosts of their twisted past. Even if it means staring into the mirror and seeing Theo's face grinning back at him…
“Right now my mercy and my potion are all that stand between Theo and death.”
“By your own description, it sounds like he’s already dead.”
She didn’t let him see any of her pain, old or new. "Oh.” She blinked. “But you never asked if I could save him."
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Peril was meant to be a thing of the past, left behind in the tumultuous adolescence of Theo’s years at Hogwarts and ending with the death of Voldemort.
Then, peril had resurfaced with the dead. Which should have been expected with Theo’s luck. He was already disastrously in love with his best friend, why not add a global cataclysm on top of it?
Will he be able to make it out alive, or will his love for Draco kill him before the inferi do?
Bookmarked by small_planet
25 Apr 2024
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Hermione is studying towards a degree in Transfiguration at Le Fay University. She knows what she likes and she certainly knows what she doesn't like.
But categorising Theodore Nott isn't quite so simple. Minor antagonist? Dog person? Academic rival? Friend? Attractive acquaintance who always comments on her choice of footwear? Hmm...
Bookmarked by small_planet
17 Mar 2024