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Never once in his afterlife did Charles think he would own a bed. After all, ghosts can’t sleep, so a bed is pretty unnecessary, innit? And, he supposes, technically he still doesn’t own a bed; technically, it’s a pull-out sofa and officially, it’s Crystal’s. Unofficially, though, he and Edwin have used it more over the past five months than he imagines Crystal probably ever will in her lifetime.
Charles and Edwin have some early morning fun on the couch before Crystal is supposed to come over to work a case with them
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"A Good Detective Does What He Needs To..." by soulfulsam
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
16 Nov 2024
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When the Cat King follows Edwin to London wanting to court him, Charles is desperate to keep the Cat King away from his best mate and get him out of their lives for good. And he's willing to do anything to make that happen. Anything.
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"A soul with unfinished business could still move on to the afterlife, but in Death’s experience, it is cruel to force them; the spirits wander through their afterlife, too preoccupied by their business still tethering them to the mortal plane to truly be anywhere. So instead, Death conveniently lets some souls slip through her fingers. She lets them think they’ve outsmarted her or outrun her when they’re not ready. When they are ready, she comes back; when those ghosts cause mayhem in their time on the mortal plane, she allows her functionaries to apprehend them. After all, as has already been mentioned, she is very busy. And today, she’s going to Hell to play matchmaker."
Or an explanation of how Edwin escaped Hell the first time, told through Death's point-of-view.
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“Charles?”
“Hm?”
“I was poring over some old case notes earlier. Do you remember the Case of the Two Dead Dragons?”
“Yeah, sure, mate.”
“That ‘Twitchy Richie’ character said Brad and Hunter were giving each other ‘hand jobs’. What is a ‘hand job’ exactly?”
Charles sighed. “Bloody Hell. You know they weren’t though, yeah? He was just a tosser making a stupid gay joke.”
“Yes, but all the same, what is it? Is it something vile then?”
Charles finally explains to Edwin what a hand job is and then offers to show him how it's done. Edwin nervously yet eagerly accepts.
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Liv eats the brain of Seattle's "Great Morning Sex" talk show host and the brain starts giving her some weird and confusing thoughts about Ravi. It is just the brain thought, right? God, she hopes it's just the brain because the alternative is unacceptable.
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Liv and Ravi are totally into each other. Everyone knows it… except for Liv and Ravi that is. We already know the circumstances under which Liv and Ravi met. This is the story of how they found out they were in love with each other. Sometimes the last person to find out about your relationship is you.
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Accidental Voyeurism by soulfulsam
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
04 Sep 2019
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a part of me that will never be mine by tragedy_machine
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
19 Oct 2024
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Edwin tells Charles he loves him in Hell, but when Charles quickly responds with his own breathless 'I love you', Edwin assumes his friend meant it platonically, so he gives up halfway through his confession, leaving out the crucial 'I'm in love with you' part. Dejected, he decides to keep his feelings a secret.
Meanwhile, Charles has been in love with his best mate for years, so when they unexpectedly exchange 'I love yous' on the staircase of Hell, Charles happily assumes that they've just started dating and are just going at a really slow pace.
Needless to say, they're not really on the same page.
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OR: because of a misunderstanding during the confession in Hell, Charles thinks they're dating now, while Edwin believes his love will stay unrequited forever
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09 Dec 2024
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“What is a handjob? Is it something that friends do for each other?” Edwin demands. Charles sputters and coughs. Jesus fucking Christ.
“What,” Edwin’s eyes narrowed at his reaction. “What?”
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23 Jun 2024
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wrap my name around your mouth by McKat
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics)
26 Apr 2024
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After the events of New Townsend, Charles asks about Edwin’s encounters with the Cat King.
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23 Jun 2024
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Dee has a blue, blue Christmas. Charlie tries to help.
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07 May 2022
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Aziraphale goes to Hell. Fortunately, it's the wrong one. Then he goes out for FroYo. It's hard to know whether he or the young woman he's just encountered is more confused by this.
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