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“Oh my God,” Michael says. “If you guys make me kidnap the fledgling prince of Big Pharma by myself I’m never taking a job with you two again.” Both Calum and Ashton just stay silent, because they know it’s not true. “And I wasn’t touching his hair. I was checking for trackers. Which you could’ve thought to do, after I did the hard work of knocking him out.”
“What was so hard about knocking him out?” Ashton says, motioning vaguely at where Luke is still passed out in the backseat. “He’s lanky.”
Maybe he looks harmless sprawled in the backseat of the hovercar. But now Michael knows better. “He bites.”
Luke's the heir to a pharmaceutical dynasty and Michael's a mercenary hired to kidnap him. A road trip ensues.Or: a vaguely-cyberpunk AU with a healthy dose of mutual Stockholm syndrome.
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“How long are you here for?”
“A bit. What’s with all the questions?”
“If you think I’m gonna let you fuck me against a bathroom sink at four in the morning, you’re sorely mistaken,” Luke says. “I like to talk to people.”
Luke's nocturnal, broke, and really bad at one night stands. Michael's a DJ and needs somewhere to crash for the night. -
you can stay with me (and just pretend i'm not there) by giveitroom (squigly)
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
27 May 2026
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“What? What’s your issue?”
“Do you actually like me,” Michael says.
Luke looks surprised he’s asked, which is unfair. “You’re my—”
“Best friend,” Michael fills in. He knows. He knows that part. He closes his eyes and sits up. Forces a smile. “Yes. Stupid. Sorry.”
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“Who was that boy? You were touching his hair.”Right. New person. “He’s my,” Michael says, and pauses, because Luke had technically been his boyfriend, until last week. For several months. Almost half a year. It had felt juvenile but Luke had informed him it was what was going on. I just wanted to tell you that you’re my boyfriend.
“Singer,” he continues, a minute later, because it feels apt. “In my—band. I play guitar. He sings. And plays guitar also.”
Luke and Michael break up, then get back together. They're very good at it. Until Luke dyes his hair and stops picking up the phone.Series
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“But you better quit it with the smart-ass comments,” Michael says, “because then I will actually hit you.”But Luke can’t help it. Because Michael always makes himself the center of gravity. He was in Luke’s school and then Jack’s shop and then their house and then the band. He’s everywhere. He always has been. Luke can’t do anything to stop it. He’s like bacteria. Or the flu. Or cancer, most succinctly.
“Please don’t,” is the only thing Luke manages, eyes crawling over every inch of Michael’s grit jaw for penance.
Luke's in Catholic school and Michael's a mechanic. They've hated each other since they were kids. That doesn't go away once they start hooking up all the time.Or, an early-2000s AU featuring DIY garage bands, MySpace stalking, unsanitary stick-and-pokes, and a slightly concerning psychosexual fixation on each other.
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The truth is that he’s kept this love on the back burner of his heart for so many years that he’s grown accustomed to the smell and can sometimes almost ignore it completely. He likes to think he’s made peace with the fact that he’ll never know what it tastes like.
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Summer, 1977. With the full moon approaching, Sirius heads up to the Lupins' countryside cottage to make himself useful. Or to make a complete and utter arse out of himself, because really, that's all he can seem to do around Remus these days.
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Nick hates needing help from anyone, but that's going to have to change if he wants to make it out of this alive. And it might not be all bad...
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Ginny finds a portrait in the attic.
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15 May 2019
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Most days, Logan feels like the dust blowing through El Paso: displaced, dry. Dead.
He doesn’t know what he was expecting. This is the way it ends, the way it’s always fucking ended: with him crawling across hell, rubbing salt into his own damn wounds.
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21 Apr 2019

