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    Shane doesn’t know what it feels like to meet your soulmate. What’s it like to meet the person the universe has picked out for you and fall instantly, hopelessly in love with them? He hasn’t met his soulmate yet. Sure, it would be nice to have someone to share his life with, someone special. He has his new friend Ilya Rozanov though, and he doesn’t have a soulmate yet either, so maybe they could just be with each other? While they wait?

    or Shane Hollander proves that he can be more stubborn than Ilya Rozanov when it comes to love.

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    06 Oct 2026

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    Shane Hollander had three days before Ilya would clock in to make hospital admin’s life hell. He was coming on this journey with Ilya whether he wanted to or not. It was one of the (new) privileges of making Ilya’s nemeses list.

    Ilya grinned to himself as he stepped into the OR. Lap appy today, admin headache tomorrow.

    This was the life.

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    Or: AU where Shane Hollander is a diagnostic radiologist, and Ilya Rozanov is a trauma surgeon, and they fall in love in every universe, and as a bonus, maybe taking down administration in a hospital system

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    04 Oct 2026

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    TL;DR: It's like Friends meets Almost Famous with HR incidents and better oatmeal continuity.

    Shane Hollander is a freelance concert photographer with a day job at a camera shop, a bank account in active distress, and a long-standing professional fixation on Ilya Rozanov, front man of the Russian rock band Rozanov. Professional. Definitely professional.

    For years, Shane has shot Ilya from the pit: first three songs, no flash, get the shot, get out. Then Rozanov’s lead guitarist gets arrested at the border, the tour starts rearranging itself around disaster, and Shane finds himself getting closer to the machine than any photographer is supposed to get.

    A photo pass becomes a backstage pass. A backstage pass becomes a job. Access becomes proximity.

    And proximity, unfortunately, has consequences.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    25 Sep 2026

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    Dr. Shane Hollander is a linguist, better at translating hieroglyphs than his own thoughts. His theory about a lost Pharaoh could lead to the greatest archeological discovery since Tutankhamen, but it will mean working with the most arrogant - and attractive - man he’s ever met.

    Ilya Rozanov is an infamous treasure hunter with a terrible reputation. Uptight, boring Dr Hollander is everything he loathes about academia rolled into one distractingly adorable package, but Ilya needs his help to find the treasure he has spent his career searching for.

    As their quest brings them reluctantly closer, Ilya will have to pull off the greatest heist of his life to capture Dr Hollander’s respect and Shane might need to learn the most difficult language of all: that of his own heart.

    or: Shane may not be an explorer or an adventurer or a gunfighter, Mr Rozanov, but he is proud of what he is (I am an Egyptologist!).

    Egyptologist!Shane 🐪 Treasure Hunter!Ilya

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    24 Sep 2026