stag_hag83
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- Hannibal (TV) (24)
- Sherlock (TV) (1)
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A collection of our favorite Hanni getting OWNED by life.
Including but not limited to:
Diarrhea
Dog balls
Cell phone shenanigans
Sexting
Morphine highAnd MUCH MUCH More
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- Part 1 of Hanni is Human
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A brand spankin' new series. Every chapter a new, alphabetical, hella smutty story. And away we go
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John just wants a drink. Lestrade just wants a drink. Sherlock needs to shut the fuck up.
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Will gets tactile when drunk. Hannibal's peen likes it.
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Alright dudes. New series. I love trope. I regret nothing.
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- Part 1 of Never say nope to trope
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"Oh, so you admit it! You think mine is small!"
"Yeah. You know what? I do. I bet it's tiny."
Sherlock put on his best drama queen face and shouted, "I take umbrage at that comment, John Watson, umbrage!"
"Does your teeny little wee take umbrage, too, Sherlock?"
"Oh! Shall we settle this, once and for all, then?"
John's eyebrow shot up to the ceiling. "Go on, cowboy, let's see what you're packing."
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31 Aug 2025
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A Wee Misunderstanding by KarlyAnne for cwb
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Jun 2015
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“John, I… I forgot the measurements. The tape. It’s under the bed. We failed to examine ourselves within the window of opportunity, I’m sorry. We should repeat this when my mind is in a state of more adequate alertness.”
As a reply, Sherlock received an emphatic snort followed by an, “Oh, we will. We’ll repeat this in all states of alertness. I’m off to shower.”
Sherlock could do nothing but lie in his bed, hands steepled in front of his mouth, and silently praise John for his commitment to repeating an experiment under varying conditions.
Sequel to CWB's Little Wee. The experiment continues.
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31 Aug 2025
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John goes exploring in Sherlock's room without his permission, finds something he shouldn't, and sex happens.
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30 Aug 2025
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Sherlock hates Valentines Day. John doesn't.
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29 Aug 2025
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John ordered a new pair of panties for Sherlock and himself to enjoy... And enjoy they certainly do.
This is the second part in the series A Study in Pants but can absolutely be read as a stand alone.
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- Part 2 of A Study in Pants
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28 Aug 2025