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    Interruptions by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

    20 Apr 2024

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    In Percy’s defence, he had studied with Annabeth for a solid 10 minutes before giving up.

     

    Inspired by the prompt "Quick, hide under my bed before they see you!"

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    5 Times Peter Struggled with Spider Metabolism, +1 Time Tony Helped by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)  

    16 Apr 2018

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    No matter how long he practiced limiting his meals, Peter never could quite get used to the gnawing hunger or the bone-deep weariness day in and day out.

    This was the right thing to do, though. Aunt May didn’t deserve to suffer over his excessive appetite, not when it meant she’d have to take on more hours at work and go without simple luxuries to come up with the kind of budget he probably needed. As it was, they were living almost paycheck to paycheck. It was bad enough that May couldn’t even hide it anymore… but it wasn’t like he would keep it from her if he was actually starving or anything. Sure, he was ravenous most of the time he was awake, but he was handling his responsibilities and life in general perfectly well, so it wasn’t affecting him. He was doing just peachy.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Call My Dad by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)  

    26 Aug 2020

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    Oh my God, what's going on?
    This night got fuckin' weird
    Drove so fast my brain got buzzed
    And now I'm standin' here
    Met so many faces that
    Will probably forget me
    Boy, I bet I look so grown up
    Shirt tucked in my jeans
    And now after it all, I just really wanna call
    My dad, my dad
    I feel so broke up, I wanna go home
    No, I feel so broke up, I wanna go home

    In other words, Peter gets drunk and he misses home

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    23 Aug 2026

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    The Birds and The Bees by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    02 Jul 2022

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    “Oh. Okay. That’s good then.” Tony reached for his cup and took a long sip, tension bleeding from his shoulders. So, the kid hasn’t suddenly decided to ditch him. He was just being a teenager, doing teenager-y things and spending time with his—

    Wait…

    Tony spat out the coffee.

    “His what?!”

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    Prompt:
    Could you maybe do a fic where Tony finds out about Peter and Mj without Peter telling him. Like maybe he walks in on them kissing or May just casually says “his girlfriend” or and Tony’s like “excuse me WHOS girlfriend

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    11 Aug 2026

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    I’m Not Telling Him. Period. by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)  

    14 Jun 2020

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    Walking around the track, I had to refrain from holding my hand on my lower stomach to try to relieve the pain. Sometimes being enhanced really sucks, like with how many superheroes there are out there why doesn’t anyone create a pain med strong enough for us? I mean, I can handle stab wounds and gunshots just as well as anyone else, but period cramps? That shit is straight from the devil.

    I tried to take in Ned’s words as he talked about a new LEGO set that came out, or maybe he was talking about a new movie? Either way, I just absentmindedly nodded along to his excited rambles as I tried to ignore my sweaty binder sticking to me and the feeling of my wet pad shifting against me with every step. I really should have changed into a new pad before gym, it’s like wearing a wet diaper.

    I did not realize I was slowing down, until Ned was turned around right in front of me. Did it get cloudy? Everything looked so much darker than earlier. Looking up at my friend I saw his mouth moving, but I did not hear any words. Why can’t I hear anything?

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    Or transgender Peter Parker is on his period but is not out to Tony.

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