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Everytime I Poop, I Think of You by suckaknob
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
27 Dec 2015
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Based on Fuzzyporcupine's prompt idea: getting married while drunk
Eren and Levi spend the night drinking and getting into a lot of trouble. They wake up to a lot of surprises.
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Levi is extremely skilled when it comes to babysitting Isabel Jaeger and pining after Eren Jaeger. If only jobs would take those skills as applicable qualities of an employee.
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What’s more to do after coming back from a hard day’s ride then washing off all of the grime collected that day? [Canonverse]
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- Part 4 of Ereri Week 2015
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If Levi was a marine biologist chasing after a mermaid (he's not), he’d definitely be yelling, “What a week I’m having!” (watch Splash! with Tom Hanks). But that has nothing to do with Eren, who happens to be Levi’s knight in shining armor (sweat)
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- Part 3 of Ereri Week 2015
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In which Levi loves kittens and volleyball shorts and Eren can’t resist thick thighs. [Fem!Ereri]
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- Part 2 of Ereri Week 2015
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All of the prompts for Ereri Week 2015
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You wake up and learn that three years worth of memories poofed into thin air, and it just so happens that the most relevant changes in your life took place throughout that same timeline, among them the fall of Wall Maria and your supposed relationship with a strange man said to be humanity’s strongest.
Despite the shaky start to your acquaintance, he offers himself up to protect you from the dangers that come tied to your memory loss.
Someone is out to get you, and for some reason, they don’t want you to remember.
(Hiatus)
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- Part 2 of Devil Series
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21 Jun 2025
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Like Devil To The Street Rat by missEmpress
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
25 Oct 2023
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Not every soldier that joins the Scouting Legion comes polished from the Cadet Corps, and weeding out bad behavior has been a constant pain in the ass that isn't even a part of your job description.
Patience is key. With this simple knowledge, there is no youngling Erwin sends your way that you can't crack.
Until you get a thirty year old virgin from the underground who complies better when he's gagged than when you go about things in the traditional sense.
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- Part 1 of Devil Series
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- English
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19 Jun 2025
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No Paths Are Bound by Cataclysmic_Calamity
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2022
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Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made.
Faith.
His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs.
"I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him.
I remember you.
I remember you.
I will always, for as long as I live, remember you.
(A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.)
(MULTIPLE TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE)
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- Part 1 of MXTX - Retellings
- Part 1 of No Paths Are Bound + Extras
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- 152/152
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03 Mar 2023
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Invictus by Himboskywalker
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Apr 2020
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"He is the balance, the other half, the completion to Skywalker’s soul, a perfect dyad in the force.
But while Kenobi is a simple answer, the force also sees the difficulty of the pair coming together in balance. The foundations of the galaxy they exist in pull at them, threatening to intervene in their unity. But this is also a simple problem, for the force is far greater than the foundations of a single galaxy, for it is the foundation of all. So the force enacts its will, to bridge the pair over a span of moments, of years, of eternities, and Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi will fall in love, have fallen in love, and are falling in love."The one where the force ships it and to get Anakin and Obi-Wan together, it must lead them through several orchestrated tropes in the name of kiss already to save the galaxy.
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24 Jun 2022
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if i only knew by wanderlove
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Aug 2020
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Newly knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi and his padawan, Anakin Skywalker, have been sent to Ryloth on a simple diplomatic envoy. While there, an unsettling incident causes Obi-Wan to look at Anakin in a new light and re-evaluate...everything.
The Galaxy will never be the same.
aka: "come for the obikin, stay for the tzai and deep emotional discussions that dismantle every single misunderstanding in the prequels."
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05 Jun 2022