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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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A memory comes to him; in the dark as they lay in bed, a small whisper between their faces, a secret moment, Promise Chuuya won't ever use Corruption when I'm not there?
What if you're not there and I have no choice? Chuuya asked.
Chuuya has to wait for me. I don't care what's happening. Chuuya has to wait.
Chuuya stares down at his screen, hidden again behind some debri. There is still no response. His hand tightens around it, tremulous. He had to have seen it by now. Dazai's phone is always in his pocket.
Shit. Does he really not give a damn anymore?
He remembers a small smile, eyes gentle and deep and dark. I'll always come for Chuuya.
Liar.
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Dazai has been distant with Chuuya these days, seeming to have grown bored of him and has been spending more and more time with Oda Sakunosuke. This sudden rift has consequences, and Chuuya will be the one to bear it.
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The Demon Prodigy, basically a myth in the underworld, Port Mafia's most dangerous and precious asset, seemingly re-emerges after four years of silence. ADA is in hysterics. The Port Mafia is laughing their asses off. Dazai is Not Amused and Chuuya is less than Not Pleased with Soukoku's name being dragged through the mud. Shenanigans ensue.
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For the Batter Half by MiffyMaffu
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Mar 2023
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Dazai and Chuuya retired/ran away from the Mafia and opened a cafe at Musutafu. Due to Dazai’s constant whining, especially for crabs, the menu offers both French and Japanese cuisines. But beneath the quaint cafe appearance, it runs as an information and relocation broker.
Note: This story mainly contains multiple pieces of one shots.
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- Part 2 of Crossover Fandoms
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where the tides take us by kempine
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 May 2021
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Dazai seems to be back to his usual I-love-giving-Chuuya-a-headache self, and thus, loudly and proudly declares: “I have two guesses as to where we have been transported!” he pauses purely for the dramatics and just stares at Chuuya smugly, “wouldn’t you like to hear them, chibi?”
Chuuya rubs the bridge of his nose, shutting his eyes tightly, “Just spit it out, bastard.”
“So rude,” the mackerel whines at him, at which he can just groan desperately. However, the gods smile at him from the skies above, through the tiny break of sunshine in the sea of clouds, and Dazai finally gets to the point. “We have either travelled to the future, or we were transported to an alternate universe. I am more inclined to believe the first one.”
Or: Chuuya and Dazai work out their relationship while being chased by a hero or two.
currently on hiatus
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This Color Ain't It by justcallmedude
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Jan 2024
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“President, I understand Tanizaki, but Kenji?” Kunikida looked about ready to snap his pen in half as he, along with most of the people in the room, stared at their head. “Kenji’s methods are anything but ideal for an undercover mission! Please reconsider!”
“It is true that Kenji’s way of handling cases is unusual,” Fukuzawa agreed. “However, it is because of his ability to talk to people that I feel comfortable assigning him as our undercover agent with Tanizaki.”
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Kenji Miyazawa is the ADA's naive detective given his possibly most difficult task to date: infiltrate UA and find the student spy before the heroes become aware that there is a traitor amongst them.
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Time Trouble by Midnight_Shard
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Nov 2020
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When the entirety of class 1-a finds themselves stuck in a time loop what will they do? Will they continue to be responsible heroes in training or will they maybe cave and do some more, interesting things with their seemingly infinite amount of time? Only time will tell.
Featuring: Class 1-a going on a quest to make the best ice cream, personality swaps, and more.
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fruit loops in time (circle around me) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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"This is Crabbe, and Goyle," the blonde boy says, pointing at the two boys next to him. "And I'm Malfoy, Draco Ma - "
Ron laughs, and Malfoy immediately bristles.
"Think my name's funny, do you?" Malfoy says, angrily. "No need to ask yours - "
"You're honestly so cute," Ron interrupts, yet again, shaking his head. "So tiny. And so angry, all the time. It's adorable."
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Ron Weasley, Time Traveller Extraordinaire, is stuck in the same seven year Hogwarts Loop, repeating the same thing over and over again. Naturally, he's so done with everything.Series
- Part 4 of and several bad jokes later
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but you gotta get up at least once more by simkjrs
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Jun 2017
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Izuku’s never run into this problem before with anyone else, but it’s still not much of a problem. “Oh, that’s alright,” he says. “I don’t have a Quirk.”
Tsukauchi stares incredulously at him, and then looks at the iron bar that Izuku is currently straightening with his hands.
Midoriya Izuku does not let his lack of a Quirk prevent him from being strong.
Also known as that one AU where Izuku follows the ridiculous training regimen of Saitama from One Punch Man and becomes stronger than anyone ever imagined he could be.
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Fun Fact by brachiosauri
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
03 Jun 2020
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“He’s been on a clean streak for the past year, and that’s why his grades are better than mine,” her expression darkens. “But if you can just get him to fall back into his antidepressants during exam season, then I’ll be back on top. And,” she looks Sanemi in the eye, and no matter how short and petite she is, her gaze sends a hard shiver down his spine. “I know that none of the other Pillars like him either, so break him enough that his grades permanently keep him out of the Pillars.”
Sanemi looks back at Tomioka, who was now looking at the sky, book closed and abandoned on the grass, cat in his arms as it nuzzles into his neck.
-He’s docile as shit. The fuck would I do that to him for?
-For Genya’s shoes, and if he does it well enough, a scarf for Teiko.
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With Confidence by TimelessTears
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Jun 2022
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“Midoriya also wants to go to Yuuei.”
At this statement, Izuku’s classmates mocked him and on any other day, he would have taken it. But getting hit with a quirk while watching a villain fight before school changes the scenario.
In which Izuku’s class learns you don’t need a quirk to take someone down a peg.
Slow updates.
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Dazai and Chuuya are forced by their respective organizations to see a relationship counsellor… so that they can be reminded of how to properly act as enemies who hate each other.
Therapist: “If you really hate him so much, then you should start by blocking his number.”
Dazai: “But what if the chibi needs to drunk-dial me?”
Therapist: “If you really want him to die, then you should stop saving him when he’s in danger.”
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"Open it," Kunikida tells Dazai, nodding at the file.
Dazai eyes him in bemusement. Slowly, after a few seconds, he does, pulling up the lip of the file and reaching inside. He takes the contents out slightly, only for himself to see.
He stills at what he does see.
Kunikida snatches the file out of his startled hands and upends the contents all over the table for everyone to see.
The reaction is absolute silence, except for a small gasp from Naomi. Junichirou is asking, "Is that…"
"Nakahara Chuuya," Yosano answers, her eyes fixated on them with shock.
They are pictures.
They are pictures of him and Chuuya, together.
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The ADA finds out about Chuuya and Dazai's relationship, which leads to Kunikida saying some deeply hurtful things to Dazai. Chuuya takes care of Dazai in the aftermath.
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Everything is the same, but Oda survived the fight with Gide. After that he attempts to invite Dazai to leave with him, but that is unsuccessful leading to Oda leaving and Dazai staying. Oda joins the ADA and Dazai remains under Mori. Years later and he meets Dazai again in a scuffle, he attempts to change his mind again, but Mori’s grip on Dazai is tight, and the ADA is going to learn about Oda’s past and his connection with one of the most feared criminals in Yokohama, The Demon Prodigy.
CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN AS OF MAY 2, 2023
8/14 chapters revised
THIS ISNT DISCONTINUED, i’m just on vacation :)
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- Part 12 of BSD: Dazai angst
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daffodils are honest by bipretzels
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
01 Jul 2025
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This was what he hated about Dazai–he talked big, but when it came down to it, Chuuya was pretty sure he had no plan. He had decided to leave the mafia in a rush of anger and emotion, taking Chuuya right down with him, and now look where they had ended up–a shitty apartment in Musutafu, signed up to be unqualified bodyguards. It was an almost laughable situation, but this was life, this was Chuuya’s life, and he wasn’t sure what it would become anymore.
He hoped that was a good thing.
Or: Chuuya and Dazai both leave the Port Mafia together, and in order to get away from Mori they both get a job working as undercover bodyguards for Class 1-A at U.A. high school.
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In an attempt to get the Book, Dazai, Chuuya, and Atsushi are transported into the Book to watch Dazai's life. How will they handle what they see? And what new things will be discovered?
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To Zuko's great relief, his new family were not part of a cult. Instead they seemed to be rather normal; they were well-mannered, cultured, fire-breathing people who were very assured of their own superiority, and had a family history of insanity.
Zuko had never felt more at home.
AU Zuko-is-Itachi.
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"Oi, the fuck are you doing in there?"
The voice that interrupts his afternoon break comes from a boy standing outside the fountain. Dazai's only able to make out the obnoxiously bright ginger hair on the other side of the water that separates them, but it's annoying enough as it is. Turning his head, Dazai decides to ignore him until he leaves.
"You know I can see you, right? You were just looking at me!"
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Or: Dazai's bored and lives in a mansion, Chuuya's the mysterious garden boy working for his family, and fate brings them together over and over again only to rip them apart.A tragedy in three acts.
Now with stunning art by mafachee, lluvproof and circusfable <3
Translation into Russian available on Ficbook
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Two Sides, Same Coin by Yellow_Canna
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 May 2025
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Since the beginning of Quirks, Yokohama has announced independence from Japan and closed itself from the rest of the world.
To this day and age, no one knows what lies within the city of Yokohama—or that was what the public was made to believe. In reality, Yokohama has long fallen into the control of the world's largest criminal organization known as the Port Mafia.
Follow Class 1-A as their principal organized a field trip to Yokohama! In their short trip there, they must change their perspectives and learn exactly what it means to be justice and what it means to be villains.
[русский, Bahasa Indonesia, Española, Tiếng Việt, 日本語 translations in beginning notes of the story!]Series
- Part 1 of Coin Toss
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maybe this thing was a masterpiece ('till you tore it all up) by machiavelLiterati
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
29 Jun 2022
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Over the course of a few years, Damian slowly learns a few things about Anya Forger.
(5 times Damian kept Anya’s secrets + 1 time he wasn’t able to)