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    milgram but kajiyama fuuta is actually shinonome akito. that's literally the entire AU

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    i mean uh.. it sure is a witch's heart au. without witches. that's something. and there isn't any other magic either

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    Great. A wrong number. Just what he needed. A wrong number where the guy is using his sex voice to seduce his girlfriend at two in the afternoon on a Monday while Goro is stuck working at the sketchiest WcDonald’s in the whole country. Fuck that guy.

    “Babe?” The guy tries again.

    Goro goes for his coldest voice possible. “Call me that one more time.”

    (In which Goro works in the food service industry and Akira is a regular university student who may be approaching rank 10 on too many of his social links.)

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    06 Jan 2023

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

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    20 Oct 2022

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    Scout's eyes are badly damaged in battle and for some reason, Medic's gun can't fix him. Until they figure out how to heal Scout, he needs someone to look after him and keep him safe.

    Sniper is given the job.

    [3rd person limited, Scout's POV, some character development done on a whim]

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    20 Oct 2022

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    20 Oct 2022

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    By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: “Poison Apple,” “Bloody Princess,” and “The Mad Butcher.” However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri".

    Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.

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    20 Oct 2022