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    A collection of snapshots featuring a mix of our favorite twins, mix-matched across time. Sometimes it'll be the twins as children, in the 1980s, or as Grunkles! the groups will be specified in the tags

    each post won't necessarily be connected to the others, and each should be able to read by themselves

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    They didn’t make a real baby—they can’t make a real baby, obviously; neither of them has the necessary equipment for that—but… Wow, Carl really wishes now that Grace hadn’t said that. It’s forced him to have thoughts that he should not be having... about him and Grace actually… making a baby. What the fuck.

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    01 May 2026

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    "What are Eridian funeral rites, Rocky?"

    Or - Grace was growing older.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    He is welded into the submarine. He dies. He is welded into the submarine. He dies again. He is welded into the submarine, and he dies, and he is being welded into the submarine, gasping as if his lungs were rotting and drowned in blood.

    Simon isn't sure if God is real; Hell certainly is.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    The only thing Haruna has on his mind when he decides to seduce Mihashi is vengeance. Really.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Nine ways the Mighty Nein did not meet Caleb and Nott.

    1. In the Stocks – Molly encounters a man in a pillory.
    2. In a Goblin Hoard – While clearing out a goblin den, Yasha finds a human captive being defended by an unexpected protector.
    3. In a Bookshop – Caduceus finds a very nice bookshop owned by an even nicer former-wizard.
    4. In Another Party – Working with another party of adventurers gives Fjord the sense of an opportunity missed.
    5. In Uniform – In a world where he never broke, Warmage Widogast apprehends a criminal Beau.
    6. In the Circus – Six months before reaching Trostenwald, Molly finds two starving travelers on the side of the road.
    7. In the Lavish Chateau – Nott says they need work and sanctuary; the Ruby misunderstands.
    8. At Sea – On a ship taken by Captain Tusktooth, Nott is discovered as a stowaway, and Caleb bargains for her safety.
    9. On the Streets – Caduceus is rescued by two disabled con artists; naturally, he decides to keep them.

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    29 Dec 2025