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"It's declined," the cashier said.
"Can you try it again?"
She tried it again and it beeped again. By then the queue behind him had stopped waiting for food and started watching him.
"Still declined."
He should have told her to cancel the order and gone home, yet what he did next was open his mouth and talk.
"Okay, hear me out," he said. "Can I use face card?"
or: Jude's card declines and Erling is there to save the day...sorta.
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- Part 8 of haalingham fics
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21 Sep 2026
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"You don't have a license," Jobe said, the first time Jude explained the situation, flat, like he was reading it off a form.
"I know."
"You applied for a driving job."
"I know, Jobe, I was there."
"You said yes on the form."
"I panicked. He's so pretty. Have you seen the photo?"
"I've seen the photo eleven times because you've shown it to me eleven times."
"Then you understand."
"I actually do not understand," Jobe said, "but I love you, so I'm going to help you figure this out before you get arrested for driving a CEO around without a license."
"That's the spirit!"or: Jude applies to be Erling's personal driver, he doesn't have a license and he can't drive.
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- Part 7 of haalingham fics
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18 Sep 2026
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Nature is cruel. Jude has evidence of this. It made him an omega but gave him an alpha body. It made him present 3 years late, making him believe he was a beta. It gave him no instincts to nest, purr, or submit as an omega should. It gave him a scent so citrusy people get confused. And worst of all, it made him so fertile he got pregnant during his first heat.
or Jude gets pregnant while at Dortmund and gives up football to become a single dad.
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18 Sep 2026
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Jude has access to an entire medical staff full of perfectly qualified professionals, yet he still wants Erling.
Meanwhile Erling thinks Jude simply prefers his treatment style.
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- Part 3 of Jude/Erl AU
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18 Sep 2026
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Getting accidentally knocked up by Erling Haaland, his long-standing rival in football and someone he absolutely hated, was not on Jude Bellingham’s bingo card.
Neither was discovering that the man he’d hated for years wasn’t quite who he’d thought he was, and worst of all, falling for him.- Language:
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18 Sep 2026