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In the aftermath of a nasty divorce, confirmed degenerate and wannabe-wandmaker Harry Potter is doing his best not to be a total disappointment to everyone he knows while family keeper Draco Malfoy is walking the fine line between stepping into his dead father's shoes and following in his footsteps. A cheerfully dishonest surface-level exploration of survivor's guilt and substance misuse, this story is mostly a Nancy Drew-esque mystery about how people love people even when they suck. Slow-burn. Mutual antagonists. Frenemies-to-lovers. EXCERPT: "If someone had told the Harry Potter from four weeks ago that four weeks forward he would be sitting in a dimly lit restaurant watching Draco Malfoy suck on a gelato spoon, he’d have handed them over to the Janis Thickey ward for 24/7 observation." Thanks for reading!
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Wingsongs for the Wicked by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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Description: Before the birth of the antichrist, Heaven makes a deal; if Aziraphale falls, Crowley rises. But, when Armageddon ends on a little airfield outside of Tadfield, immunity from Hell cannot protect against the holy wrath of God’s forsaken angels.
Excerpt: “See, the end is nigh.” Gabriel clapped an arm over Crowley’s shoulders. “And as much as I’d like to see you melted into a bubbling pile, we’ve just gotten confirmation that in the next decade your lot will be welcoming the antichrist. Unfortunately, there are some... complications.”
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Animal Husbandry by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2019
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Prompt: Basically just give me poor snek boy having a hard time and ideally Aziraphale looking after him. hurt/comfort extermely wanted but honestly? If you just wanna make Crowley suffer then have at it!
Summary: Aziraphale is in love with Crowley. He can't express it, so instead to quietly tends to Crowley's various serpentine needs without his knowledge instead.
Excerpt: Aziraphale had never intended to become a casual herpetologist, it had just happened over the centuries. Crowley was such a needy snake, regardless of the fact that he would never admit to it. He required a rather strict feeding schedule which took ages to acclimate too, and then there was acclimation itself. Aziraphale had spent so much time arranging his bookshop: the sunny space by the window was precisely ninety degrees in full sun but eighty-five without, whereas his reading room was maintained at a cool and comfortable seventy-five degrees.
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You, Me, and Tomorrow by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2019
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Prompt: "Aziraphale, pre-series, in denial about his feelings for Crowley and struggling with his attraction towards a demon. Crowley is so interesting, and kind, but Heaven says that Demons are only vile and vicious and will trick you. Also: Crowley is a big soft virgin."
Summary: Aziraphale fell in love standing on the edges of Eden.
Excerpt: "He knew it was temptation. From the very moment Crowley had smiled at him, yellow eyes soft, crow’s feet crinkled, laugh low and warm. There could be no other explanation for the way he had wanted so instantly and covetously. Angels had no such feelings."
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Hot Little Good Thing by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2019
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Prompt: We're getting a lot of lovely fics with Crowley with a praise kink, but I'd kill for one with Aziraphale with the praise kink.
Summary: Shameless, plotless. Aziraphale likes being praised; Crowley rides him like a pony.
Excerpt: “So wonderful like this. Hot little good thing giving so pretty.” Bony hands roamed over Aziraphale's buttered ribs, pitching his ruddy nipples until he whined.
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Draco Malfoy and the Year He Met His Cousins by Fangirl369
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2025
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Narcissa Malfoy traveled back in time to save her son. As payment, she promised to not change the results of the war and to save Sirius Black.
Draco is going back to Hogwarts for his third year, already too involved with the golden trio, and Sirius Black is a fugitive.
Narcissa doesn't need the most powerful living sorcerer alive watching her every move, more family drama or teenagers discovering romantic feelings.Series
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03 Mar 2025
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I Knew You When I Knew Nothing by fiella (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2025
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The plan was simple.
Absurd, but simple.
He’d wait until Draco left for his usual late-night library run. When the coast was clear, Harry would sneak over to Draco’s side of the dorm.
He wasn’t going to do anything. He wasn’t a complete lunatic. But Draco’s pillow? His blanket? That was fair game, wasn’t it? Just for a moment, just long enough to feel…
Harry groaned, dragging his hands down his face. This is insane, he thought. I’m insane.
But even as he berated himself, the plan solidified in his mind.
Steal Draco Malfoy’s pillow.
Or: In which Harry Potter loses a portion of his memories during the Battle of Hogwarts. When he returns for Eighth Year, he finds himself roomed with Draco Malfoy—a boy he doesn’t remember is supposed to be his enemy. And Draco Malfoy doesn’t know how to handle a Harry Potter who has forgotten to hate him.
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03 Mar 2025
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This is a story about healing.
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- Part 1 of Chasing Trains
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09 Feb 2025
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“I’m not into blokes, Malfoy.” Ron rolled his eyes in disgust. “Especially those who are as high-maintenance and prissy as you are.”
Instead of the expected snarky quip, Malfoy’s grin just became wider as he gave Ron an exaggerated once-over. “I’m flattered.”
“What?” Ron scoffed out, thoroughly confused by the situation.
Malfoy got up from his seat and slinked his way closer to Ron, as he batted those annoyingly long eyelashes. “I mean it’s common knowledge that you’d fuck any witch with a pulse, to compensate for your desperate pining over Granger – but I didn’t know I was also considered.”
Maybe it was the alcohol, but Ron couldn’t understand what Malfoy just said, “What the bloody hell are you talking about?”
It was only then Ron realized how close the blonde git actually was, leaning into his personal space as he planted himself in the seat beside him, far too close than they had ever been.
“You want to fuck me so bad, you look stupid.” Malfoy challenged with that annoying smug grin on his face.
history repeats itself with another brief little
loveaffair between a Weasley and a Malfoy within these Hogwarts hallsSeries
- Part 9 of bimbofication
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08 Feb 2025
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Janeway visits Seven during her regeneration, as she often does. But this time she can't assuage her guilty conscience and decides that she must stop this inappropriate behaviour.
Seven, who was always conscious when the Captain visited her, looks for a way to dissuade her from this plan.Bookmarked by thealmightyh
26 Jan 2025