11 Works by thenerdrant

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    Directors cut containing all of the chaos that occurred during the writing and editing of this fic

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    One night Crowley expressed the desire to explore a tentacle fetish. Aziraphale is more than happy to oblige

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    One night Crowley expressed the desire to explore a tentacle fetish. Aziraphale is more than happy to oblige

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    Crowley shows up at Aziraphale's bookshop, soaked, freezing, and in need of help. Aziraphale rushes him inside, angst happens.

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    Directors cut of "Fire and Oysters: Alternatively Titled "The Time Crowley Forgot He Was Fireproof But Had Sex Anyway""

    Behind the scenes of the writing of the original fic, which was beta'd be the amazing

     

    yellow_rhymes_with_dna

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    During a normal broadcast, an ominous red cloud appears in Night Vale.

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    Aziraphale had shown up to the bookshop in a panic, clutching a bundled up baby and raving about the end of the world and how he needed Crowley’s help. Now they were flying down the M25, baby belted into the backseat, and for some reason Paradise by Dashboard Light was blaring over the Bentley's speakers. Awkward shenanigans ensue.

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    Make no mistake, Crowley wouldn’t trade his new life with Aziraphale for the world (which has a quite literal meaning in their case), but sometimes the quiet, domestic bliss of cottage life seemed too good to be true. He'd feel the all too familiar urge that some horrible life-ruining event was once again hanging over their heads, threatening to rip Aziraphale and him away from each other again.

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    Crowley frantically searched for an outlet for his pent-up anxiety, everything from thoroughly cleaning the fireplace to playing the dangerous game of re-arranging Aziraphale's books. Aziraphale confronts him about it, and offers some help.

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    After a more than awkward meal over oysters (in which Crowley almost discorporates himself), Aziraphale invites Crowley back to his room at an inn. Shenanigans happen from there.

    Series
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    “We call it the Second Coming,” the Metatron said as he turned away from Aziraphale and stepped into the waiting elevator. A wave of dread washed over Aziraphale. He looked over to the Metatron, desperately hoping for some sort of sign that he isn't talking about Armageddon. The Metatron meets his gaze with an expectant look, beckoning him into the elevator. The look doesn't do much to quiet his worries, but he gives the Metatron a small smile. He still felt Crowley’s gaze on him. He glanced back. Crowley stared back at him with a mostly blank expression. Except there was the tiniest hint of a question in it. Aziraphale didn't know how to answer it. Instead, he gave the Metatron a reassuring smile and stepped into the elevator.
    “Doors closing. Going up.”
    “Well,” Aziraphale figured, “There’s no going back now.”
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    Aziraphale accepts the job in Heaven, leaving Crowley behind on Earth. While adapting to life without their best friend, they learn that Heaven is planning Armageddon. Both Crowley and Aziraphale want to stop it, but they aren't sure they'll be able to this time around without their best friend by their side.

    Welcome to my very self-indulgent post-season 2 fic

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    14/?
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    Wrote this for an english assignment. SNL style skit of Othello, Desdemona, and Emilia in purgatory directly after the final scene of the play

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    It's Night Vale High School's Prom Night, and things do not go as planned.

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    English
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    6
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