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letters home by thepetrifiedorange
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
20 Jan 2026
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It's been a month since Aziraphale left and Crowley is coping in the only way he knows how. Sleep.
Unfortunately for him, a letter arrives at the bookshop, wrapped in a gold envelope and addressed to him, and one Inspector Constable is very persistent in getting it to it's rightful owner.
Friendship blossoms, a relationship is strengthened, and one very run-down cottage gets a new coat of paint. -
Hoping for a Miracle by thepetrifiedorange
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2025
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Anthony J, assassin and member of the Vipers assassin's guild was growing tired. Tired of the guards, tired of his job, tired of constantly looking over his shoulder, waiting for someone to catch him. He needed to leave. The problem was, to do that he needed money. And a ridiculous amount to get as far away as he needed to. So he decides to take one last job.
Escorting prince Aziraphale Fell out of the country sounded easy enough, and he would pay quite a lot for it, but it quickly becomes far more difficult than he could have ever anticipated and with the past he'd been running from finally beginning to catch up to him, the need to leave had never been more apparent. There was only one problem now.
He was falling in love with the prince. -
Wings and Picnics by thepetrifiedorange
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
12 Jun 2025
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In their domestic bliss Aziraphale and Crowley decide to take a risky flight around the South Downs and go for a picnic.
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I'm not leaving, my dear, not ever by thepetrifiedorange
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2025
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He took a deep breath, then at last admitted, “I’m asexual.”
And then he waited, watching Aziraphale's face carefully, scanning each minute shift for any sign of distaste or disgust or any sort of upset.
He didn't find it.
Instead, Aziraphale took a sip of his hot cocoa and asked, “Is that all, dear?”_____
Or: Crowley comes out as asexual. Fluff and cuddling ensues.
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Golden Thread by thepetrifiedorange
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
02 Nov 2024
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While out driving Aziraphale discovers a kitten abandoned on the road. Not knowing what else to do, he brings it back to the cottage to take care of it for the time being.
Crowley is not nearly as fond of this idea.Series
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a dark world aches for a splash of the sun by thepetrifiedorange
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
12 Jun 2025
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When Crowley proposes that he and Aziraphale should try both sleeping in their new bed, he’s startled by Aziraphale’s horrified refusal. Why is Aziraphale so alarmed at the idea of sleeping?
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18 Jan 2026
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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19 Nov 2025
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Drama teacher Crowley loves directing the Tadfield Community Players' shows—interacting with the rest of the staff at the community center, not so much. So when he meets the new accompanist for this year's musical, he's shocked to find that he might actually like him. Possibly more than like, if he's being honest.
Aziraphale is fresh from leaving a long career as a church pianist, and hoping that a new job will get him out of the lonely rut he's found himself in. The attention and kindness of the flashy community theater director are unexpected, but not unwelcome. Far from it.
But with a community theater to run, a show to put on, and a disgruntled R.P. Tyler looking for any excuse to get rid of Crowley and his theater program, will they be able to make a relationship work? And, more importantly, can they make sure the show still goes on?
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12 Nov 2024
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Inspired by newfound freedom and his deepening relationship with Aziraphale, Crowley longs for more space. He suggests that they buy a cottage together, and Aziraphale is thrilled at the idea. But can they find a cottage that is just right?
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- Part 7 of Creative Outlets
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24 Sep 2024
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The Ineffable’s Guide to Conducting a Courtship by everydayistuesday
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2024
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“Well, what’d you tell them?” Crowley raises his glass to take a drink.
“I told them that I, um—“ Aziraphale means to put it delicately, make it sound logical and perfectly ordinary. Instead, it comes out as: “ImighthavetoldthemthatImiracledyoutofallinlovewithme. Er.”
Crowley spits out his drink. “You what?” he sputters.
Only a knee-jerk reaction of a miracle saves Aziraphale from being sprayed with talisker.
When Heaven comes to the bookshop to ask about the twenty five lazurii miracle, Aziraphale panics and claims it was to make Crowley fall in love with him. Now, they’re sending someone to check. There’s only one possible solution.
They have to pretend to conduct a courtship.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Courtship
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31 Jul 2024