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It’s not, like, a thing.
It’s only happened twice, if you don’t count the time during the pre-season when Max shoved a thigh against George’s crotch, and George, touch-deprived and broken-hearted, let out a sharp gasp and came instantly. Max, looking shocked and frightened, stormed away.
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02 Sep 2025
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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06 Oct 2024
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“Well... whip it out, Verstappen. Let’s go,” Charles said, smirking at him.
Max hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his stretchy shorts and pushed them to the floor, taking his boxers with them. He could feel Charles’ eyes burning into his skin like somebody was holding a lighter to his flesh and willed himself not to blush.
This was fine; everything was fine.
He had his cock out on a Wednesday night in Singapore, but everything was fine.
OR: After a hook-up gone wrong, Charles asks Max to critique his blow-job skills. Neither of them expected to fall in love on their knees, but reality can be... hard to swallow. (The friends with benefits to lovers fic that has haunted me for months.)
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19 Sep 2024
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Oscar doesn’t have a problem with his soulmate. It’s his soulmate who has the fucking problem.
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- Part 1 of if and only if
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12 May 2024
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The man—Charles, Max assumes—sounds French. He loves that. He should be used to a French accent, he was forced to converse with Pierre often enough, but it sounds different coming from Charles. More melodic. Almost similar to someone he used to know once.
“And that made me think,” Charles says, voice bellowing from Max’s speakers. “That it was stupid that we didn't have carrots before. Like, come on, it's a farming game.”
Max has no fucking idea what the hell he is on about.
(or: Max is lonely and finds Charles streaming on Twitch)
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19 Apr 2024
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“The fuck’s that? Albanian pigeon?” Daniel says at last, stupefied.
“Quail,” corrects Max, going to wash his hands and slip on a pair of blue latex gloves.
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08 Jan 2024
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19-year-old Lando Norris, originally from the Kingdom of Anglosax, decides to pursue his undergraduate degree at the State University of Hiberia. There, he strikes up a relationship with a 25-year old Hiberian man, Carlos Sainz. Carlos is beautiful, kind, and deeply passionate about the Hiberian people and their struggles. Though Lando knows very little about he wants out of life, he knows one thing: he desperately wants Carlos.
But against the backdrop of an increasingly tumultuous political situation in Hiberia, will Lando be brave enough to open his heart to all of Carlos?
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- Part 1 of ¡Revolución!
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12 Nov 2023
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"Do you want me to be sleep-deprived and die in my race car because of fatigue, man?"
Man.
He really just talked to some evil spirit and called it man.Max was probably responsible for this. Had communicated with this ghost and sent him over to scare him.
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20 Aug 2023
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Logan grins, and the glint is still the same, and the crooked angle, the braces-straight teeth. “Oscar,” he says. He adjusts his sunglasses, still too big for his face. “Man, it’s like we can’t get away from each other.”
Oscar smiles, too, a bit softer, a bit too wide, lips sealed firmly together. “Never really wanted to, mate.”
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13 Jul 2023
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After accidentally witnessing a crime, Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz Jr. becomes FBIs key witnesses in what will be the trial of the century against one of the biggest crime lords in the country. To protect them from retaliation, they are placed under witness protection and moved across the country to pose as a married couple.
Charles had promised himself that he would never fall for or be with another Alpha ever again, but as weeks turn into months, it becomes harder and harder to resist his new (fake) husband who seems to prove all his preconceived conceptions about being with an Alpha wrong.
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14 Jun 2023
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The problem at hand is that Lance can't bring himself to care enough — about his father's wishes, about his fate as the future king, as a ruler of a kingdom standing on a shaky foundation; about slaying a dragon who hasn't scorned him in any way. Even the thought of not coming back and perishing on this unwanted quest doesn’t instill as much fear. He has everything and thousands would wish to be in his place, but his life feels empty and artificial; lacking a spark or a purpose.
Or: Lance is a knight who’s sent by his father, the king, on a quest to slay a dragon in order to prove himself. Instead of a mighty beast Lance stumbles upon a peculiar man named Fernando who wears a lavish robe and spends most of his time reading. Or so it seems.
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- Part 1 of of tales and scales
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01 Jun 2023
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The last guy of the group, yeah, Fernando certainly knows that face. He’s seen it too many times to be mistaken; he'd memorised it for a situation just like that. Black hair, bushy eyebrows, tall, wearing ridiculous designer jeans and an off-white t-shirt, casually walking in Fernando's club. Laughing with his friends or whatever, taking up one of the pricy tables El Plan reserves only with a hefty deposit. If that fucker came here to spy or to show off, at least he’s doing it with style. That guy.
Lawrence fucking Stroll’s son.
Or: Fernando is a crime boss in a long feud with Lance’s father. Lance doesn't give shit about the family business; Fernando cares veraciously about his. Their meeting leads to a fateful arrangement and they fuck about their issues, a lot. Until it becomes complicated.
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01 Jun 2023
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Charles stares at him intently, “Last time was an anomaly.”
Not for the first time, Max recalls the awkward swell of humiliation after Charles had told him to stop. The hairs on the back of his neck prickle at the memory of everything that followed, “Yeah, that better not happen again.”
After Monaco, Max thought he’d made up his mind about Charles, and their little arrangement.
They’re in Azerbaijan and Charles is everywhere: in his head, in his messages, in his hotel room…
Will Max be able to hold onto his resolve, or will his attempts at self-denial only prolong the inevitable?
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- Part 2 of Temptation’s Trajectory
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27 Apr 2023
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Alex leans forward suddenly. “You guys really don’t remember?”
Charles steals his watermelon juice, takes a sip and subsequently drops his head into his hands, the heel of his palm digging into his eyes.
“Remember what?” He asks, wondering if he really wants to know.
“You guys got married last night.”
Charles almost cracks a smile. “Are you ashamed of it?”
“Of what?”
“This,” Charles gestures between himself and Max vaguely, but for a split second, even he doesn’t know what he means. There is no this, there is no them. “Our marriage.”
Or, Max and Charles learn to fall in love in reverse.
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11 Jan 2023
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He thinks that even if his voice were intact enough to say the words, he wouldn’t have been able to get them out. That even if pressed, held down and told to say it, he wouldn't have found a way. I’m married to Max Verstappen.
Charles leans over his bed and throws up on the floor.
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25 Nov 2022
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It became Max on a Sunday morning.
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22 Oct 2022
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Mark has recently been promoted to Senior Partner at Horner Marko and is now being assigned an associate that he doesn’t want, nor need.
Sebastian, on the other hand, is Horner’s golden boy; fresh out of law school, pushing twenty and he’s very, very eager to please.
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11 Sep 2022
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Pairs of Mercedes racecars lined either side of the hall, set on inclined pedestals that pointed their sharp noses at the entrant. History churned in each dead engine as George passed cars that used to belong to the legends of royalty: Michael Schumacher, Nico Rosberg, and—of course—Lewis Hamilton.
“I hope you understand the importance of this moment,” Toto said.
“I do,” George answered, boldly, bravely.
Power surged in him as he took the reins of his destiny into his hands.
----Empires are helmed by two appointed princes, bound together by a royal marriage that has to appear real to the eyes of the public--regardless of true feelings.
Stray from the rules and face the consequences. Or learn to play the game.
Modern-Day!Arranged Marriage!Royalty!AU following the 2021 F1 season.
BOOK I: Chapters 1 - 51
BOOK II: Chapters 52 - 85
BOOK III: Chapters 86 - 110
BOOK IV: Chapters 111 - 155- Language:
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18 Aug 2022
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Pierre woke to a boy sitting next to his bed.
Amnesia!AU.
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10 Jul 2022
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for a boy / for a body in the garden by WitchofEndor
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
02 Feb 2022
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Ozai's son won't stop screaming.
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15 Jun 2022