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    The Vampiric Ball is just around the corner, and when Nandor discovers his clingy ex-wife will be attending, he fears that the whole weekend is ruined.

    But if a certain bodyguard steps in as his pretend boyfriend for the night, maybe she'll leave him alone for once. One could only hope.

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    29 Apr 2025

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    After the pain and heartache of her last relationship, Jade is determined to focus all of her energy on herself and her daughter. Andrew, her annoyingly persistent (and apparently famous) neighbor, might just ruin that.

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    21 Apr 2025

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    Aziraphale tries to feel good about making a difference in Heaven.

    He really tries.

    The truth is, though, that he is just utterly, devastatingly miserable and can't stop thinking about everything he has lost to end up here. However, he is determined to see this through, to do good, and maybe somewhere along the way everyone (especially a very particular demon) will acknowledge his efforts.

    But when one day news about Crowley's supposed death reaches him, Aziraphale absolutely loses it and suddenly nothing else matters anymore.

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    25 Sep 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    “No one will take you," Matt vowed. "I won’t let them, no matter what I have to do to stop them. What happened before—you didn’t have me. I’ll hear him coming from a mile away. We’ll be prepared for him."

    “Other people promised me the same thing. And they were wrong.”

    Prompted by an ask in my box: what would happen if all your attempts to stop him fail, and the Man in the White Coat captures you? What would happen to you and Matt?

    Or: a dark, alternate timeline in which it all goes wrong.

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    15 Aug 2023

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    It's said that every soul is connected to another by a red thread, and that these two souls are destined to meet. The thread, though it may tangle or stretch, will never break. That's not your experience, lucky or unlucky enough as you are to see the strings that bind people together. A red thread is developed and grown, not born, and you've worked hard to weed out any semblance of crimson that might cling to you. You pay your bills, you keep your head down, and you find whatever lost people or items you're hired to sniff out.

    Then the Devil of Hell's Kitchen tags along on a job, and your plan falls apart.

     

    Starts prior to Into the Ring, and loosely follows the canon timeline. There is eventually smut, so enter at your peril. Reader is never physically described but uses a false name and may be treated as an OC.

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    15 Aug 2023