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Pro Quidditch player Oliver Wood suffers a career-ending injury at twenty-seven and realises he's been so focussed on his career goals that he's neglected the rest of his life. He never lets himself have any fun. He's never even had sex, for Merlin's sake.
He decides to cope with the end of his career by making up for lost time, with the help of his best friend and unexpected sex guru, Percy Weasley.
OR: It takes sleeping his way through half of the Wizarding World for Oliver Wood to realise he's deeply in love with his best friend.
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Gwaine laughs so hard he needs to sit down, landing heavily on the rickety chair in his chamber, and then so hard that he actually can't breathe and he's momentarily afraid he might die from it.
"Well," he says when he's recovered enough to speak. "Our King has finally managed to get hold of the right stick, at least, even if he is firmly grasping it by the wrong end."
Merlin glares at him, like he can't see why this is the funniest thing Gwaine has ever heard. "What the hell did you say to him?"
A throwaway comment leads Arthur to an inevitable conclusion: Gwaine is a sorcerer, and has been protecting him and his knights with magic for years. There's only one thing to do – repeal the ban on magic.
Now if only he could work out why this makes Merlin so angry.
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The door to Sirius’s bedroom is ajar, and when he holds his breath and strains his ears, he can hear the faint shhk-shhk-shhk of fabric rustling leaking out of the gap. Sirius lets his lips curl up into a smirk.
He’s only human. He gets so few chances to make fun of Draco, always immaculately put-together, even his facial expressions carefully controlled. In the nine months since he came back, Sirius has made it something of a mission to crack that exterior, but so far the biggest reaction he’s got from him has been an irritated huff. This… he can only imagine the reaction he’s about to get from this.
Sirius accidentally walks in on Draco wanking into his underwear while sniffing his shirt. Oh, how Sirius plans to torment Lucius Malfoy's "prim and proper" heir...
Like many of Sirius's best plans, it gets out of hand very quickly.
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When Pansy had suggested, that uniquely Slytherin smile on her face, that Harry should bring some of the animals from his accidental reptile rescue in for the kids at Draco's work – like he’d needed the reminder that Malfoy had become a respected paediatric healer on top of his unfairly good looks – he'd known it was probably a risky idea. But she'd picked her setup well, because what kind of arsehole says no to sick kids?
Or: Harry invites Draco back to Grimmauld to try to get over his fear of snakes. It somehow turns into weekly appointments for Harry to try to teach Draco Parseltongue. Lucky neither of them is nursing a ridiculous and not-very-well-hidden crush, huh?
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The Wrong Ball by thisisforyou for captaindingdong (professorcockblock), CopperCatbird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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It’s the end of term, N.E.W.T.s are over, and the sun is shining.
A joyful, soppy little follow-up to Morosexual, because I'm a sap and Goonfire is my life now.
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- Part 2 of Goonfireeee!
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Morosexual by thisisforyou for captaindingdong (professorcockblock)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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If he could just imagine stuffing his pants into his mouth or casting a Silencing charm on him, imagine fucking him despite the things that come out of his mouth, he could get through this with his dignity intact.
It’s so much worse than that.
Since that Charms class, everything Goyle says, every stupid, inane thing, turns him on. It's infuriating.
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Prissy, withering, intellectual snob Blaise is having a silent existential crisis, because every stupid fucking thing that Gregory Goyle says makes him want to fuck that imbecile into oblivion. What's the opposite of sapiosexual? Yeah, he's that. And unhappy about it.
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- Part 1 of Goonfireeee!
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After yet another trashy "unauthorised biography" is released, Harry decides to reclaim his story by writing his own version: the actual, unfiltered truth, to stop all the speculation and endless questions and finally set the record straight. Or at least officially Not Straight.
Maybe there are a few truths he would have filtered a little more, if he’d known Draco Malfoy would be assigned to edit the book.
Maybe there are a few truths he hasn’t quite worked out yet, that Draco Malfoy's patented blend of snarky criticism and thinly-veiled challenges might just be exactly what he needs to help him with.
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I Forgive You by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2023
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I forgive you. Surely Aziraphale had to have known that was the worst thing he could possibly have said. Would have known it would make him feel like he was kneeling in front of the Almighty all over again like a naughty child. Would have known that his forgiveness for such a thing would hurt him more than the Almighty's lack of forgiveness ever had.
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Throw Yourself Down by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2020
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"I would say, just keep doing what you want to do and assume it's all part of the Ineffable Plan anyway."
In which Jesus H Christ is not what Crowley was expecting, and yet somehow still manages to provide some advice that proves useful nearly 2,000 years later.
Part I - Golgothia, 33AD
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Making an Effort by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jun 2019
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Angels are basically sexless unless they really want to make an effort.
Aziraphale has only wanted to make an effort once in history, and he had stopped it because the other man reminded him too much of Crowley. It didn't occur to him until years later that that may have been why he was interested in the first place.
Six weeks after the world didn't end, an angel and a demon meet for tea and start to negotiate the rest of eternity in the New World.
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Let Me Tempt You by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jun 2019
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Crowley looked up at that, his other eyebrow arching up to join the first. Let me tempt you. He would have put decent sestertii on all of eternity passing without him hearing those words from an angel's lips.
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Or, This Great Stage of Fools.
Shakespeare AU.
John Watson is the star player in William Shakespeare's theatre company, the Lord Chamberlain's Men: Sherlock Holmes is a freelance actor who plays female parts and solves crimes in his free time. When they are romantically set opposite each other in Shakespeare's new play and simultaneously thrown together to catch a jewel-thief, sparks fly in ways nobody expects...
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A Case of Identity by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Cabin Pressure
13 Jan 2017
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Even months after the Return, there are things about the detective that are purely Martin Crieff. Sometimes it breaks John's heart, but there was always something endearing about the young airline captain.
A series of missing scenes from series 3, based on the premise that Sherlock Holmes became Martin Crieff as a cover during the Great Hiatus.
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Constant Vigilance by thisisforyou for MinMu
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2014
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Mycroft Holmes, a minor official in the Minister for Magic's office, is called in to assist on the worst magical mass murder case since Sirius Black. However, he's met their main suspect before, and something isn't right. Struggling to remain impartial, Mycroft and reluctant Auror Teddy Lupin must sift through increasingly shocking evidence to prove Gregory Lestrade's innocence - but at what cost? Mystrade, implied Johnlock.
Set in the same 'verse as Expecto Patronum but nothing at all to do with it.
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To Boldly Go by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
10 Oct 2014
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Star Trek AU.
The ship's First Officer is attacked on a landing expedition to a psi-active planet. To save him, Chief Medical Officer John Watson must go where no man has gone before: into the incredible mind of Sherlock Holmes. Could be dangerous: it's a big place, and there's more in there than the answer to saving his life. Johnlock, teeny-tiny implied Kirk/Spock. Basically just gratuitous mind-melding.
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Velut Praeteritus by Mr_CSI, thisisforyou
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
20 Feb 2014
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Infamia 'verse.
Mycroft would never have noticed that Gregory Lestrade had even arrived at the court were it not for his younger brother - a mistake that would have come to define his entire adult life. Because some people are meant to be together, even if it takes a ridiculous amount of time for them to admit it.
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- Part 2 of Infamia 'verse
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Stick to the Script by thisisforyou for Mr_CSI
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
29 Nov 2013
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Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.
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The Problem With Polyjuice by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2013
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Desperately in love, Sherlock uses Polyjuice Potion to do naughty things to John's body, with the infallible excuse that John will never find out. Right?
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The Science of the Timelords by thisisforyou
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Doctor Who (2005), wholock - Fandom
08 Sep 2013
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In which Sherlock discovers that even his heart is bigger once you're on the inside. Post-Reichenbach, post-Amy, Sherlock and the Doctor decide that being alone is easier when you have someone to do it with. So begins the adventure of a lifetime, in which the Doctor tries very hard not to worry about the fact that Sherlock Holmes is supposed to be a fictional character from the 1890s.
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Ancient Roman AU. After his wife's brutal murder, John Watson shuns society and becomes a gladiator. He didn't expect to catch the attention of the Emperor, Sherlock Holmes himself... Johnlock.
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- Part 1 of Infamia 'verse